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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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by runner2731 / 06/08/2012 at 4:09am / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, my sister, knowing that I'm terrified of his face, taped a picture of Michael Jackson over our toilet. When I entered the washroom, I sprinted back out screaming. Minutes later, while in the shower, I happened to glance up at the ceiling. Guess who was grinning down at me. FML
by ugh / 06/08/2012 at 12:35am / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
Today, during the early hours, I got hungry and went to grab something to eat. I entered the kitchen, only to see my stark-naked dad sitting at the table, eating cereal and reading the paper. He just nodded at me and said, "Son." I think I need a new pair of eyes. FML
by Rohirus / 06/07/2012 at 7:09pm / Sweden / Miscellaneous
Today, I was having a debate with my friend, who actually believes karma is real. He got very angry with me and stormed off, tripping over his own feet in the process. I laughed and asked what he'd done in a past life to deserve that one. He responded by getting up and punching me. FML
by sh3n-D / 06/07/2012 at 5:26pm / Denmark (Midtjylland) / Health
by Darwin_Award_Winner / 06/07/2012 at 8:10am / United States (Texas) / Health
by C0r1nn3 / 06/07/2012 at 12:02am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, I moved into a new house. The landlord insists it's OK for her to come up whenever she wants because she owns the house. We aren't allowed to lock the doors and she has two 8-year-olds. They come into the bathroom every time they hear the shower running. We have a clear shower curtain. FML
by HELP / 06/06/2012 at 9:25pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by BrianTheLion89 / 06/06/2012 at 5:37pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 06/06/2012 at 12:25pm / United States (Ohio) / Miscellaneous
Today, a man on the bus questioned my sexuality for being a male nurse. I asked him what he did and he said he worked in a garage. When I pointed out that I work with sexy nurses all day and he works with sweaty guys, he punched me in the stomach. FML
by Bishop / 06/06/2012 at 10:19am / Transportation
Today, my father-in-law called me an idiot for buying him coffee cake because he can't have caffeine. He refuses to believe that there's as much coffee in coffee cake as there is ham in a hamburger. FML
by 635CSi / 06/06/2012 at 1:23am / United States (California) / Health
by Jonas / 06/06/2012 at 1:00am / United States (Texas) / Work
Today, I was talking on the phone to my crush so I went into the bathroom for some privacy. My drunk mother started banging on the door, asking what I was doing in there. I told her that I was on the phone, so she yelled super loud, "While you're shitting?" He immediately hung up. FML
by whyme27 / 06/05/2012 at 9:19pm / United States (Indiana) / Love
by higgles15 / 06/05/2012 at 3:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Miscellaneous
Today, I approached a cute girl at a club, when she started barking at me like a rabid dog. Thinking she might be mentally unhinged, I left, only to see the same girl laughing her ass off with her friends minutes later. When I went back over, her friends started barking at me too. FML
by Anonymous / 06/05/2012 at 3:34pm / United States (Idaho) / Miscellaneous