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Today, I had a job interview. When I got there, the lady interviewing me shook my hand and said, 'Hello, I'm gay.' I found this strange and I didn't know what to say, so I stated, 'Aw, it's OK, I support you.' She looked pretty offended, and I realized why when I found out that her name was Gaye. FML

#13711659
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On 11/04/2010 at 5:18am - work - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, I went to Ikea with my family. I was wearing a yellow polo that vaguely looked like the ones the Ikea employees were wearing. Two dozen people came up to me, complaining that I was staring at furniture instead of helping customers. FML

#13698709
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On 11/03/2010 at 6:43am - misc - by MissIsabel - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was out eating lunch with my parents when my mom complained that I eat too quickly and don't thoroughly chew my food. My dad exclaimed, "That's because she swallows!" FML

#13640932
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On 10/29/2010 at 7:15pm - intimacy - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, it was my first day as a mailman. One of the houses got a bunch of cards, and the owner coincidentally opened the door as I arrived. So I said to the owner that someone in the house must really be popular. He replied, "She died this Tuesday." FML

#13587554
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On 10/25/2010 at 7:03am - misc - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

#13570264
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On 10/24/2010 at 12:11am - love - by altocrm - Sent from mobile version

Today, I teach English in Taiwan. I got two new students, brothers named Harry and Potter. People, they're children, not pets. FML

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On 10/21/2010 at 9:03pm - misc - by Anonymous - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out that I have a gluten allergy. What this basically means is that I can't eat anything with wheat in it; bread, pasta, cake, you name it. I am Italian, this basically limits me from eating any of the awesome food my family makes almost every night. Here I come plain rice. FML

#13531568
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On 10/20/2010 at 11:12pm - health - by allergic - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boss told me that I'd confessed my love to him last night when he'd held my hair back as I puked. FML

#13510751
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On 10/19/2010 at 11:24am - work - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, my boyfriend called and told me he had cheated on me with a minor. She is claiming rape and going to put him in jail. He asked me to help him pay for his attorney. FML

#13496641
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On 10/18/2010 at 8:03am - love - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was eating jell-o and was reading a fact website, when I read that gelatin is made from the collagen in cow or pig bones. I'm vegetarian. FML

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On 10/10/2010 at 5:47pm - health - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I tried to jump between the train doors to make it in on time. And missed. FML

#13391537
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On 10/10/2010 at 11:16am - misc - by Icey_dan1 - Sent from mobile version

Today, I learned the hard way that leaving eye drops in your car all day makes them scorching hot. FML

#13367996
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On 10/08/2010 at 5:30pm - health - by Username - Sent from mobile version

Today, I was working my shift at the restaurant as a waiter when the girl I've been in love with for 4 years came in with her boyfriend. He asked me to hide the ring in their dessert. FML

#13365724
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On 10/08/2010 at 12:55pm - love - by ringhider (man) - France (Lorraine)

Today, my mother found out that I'm sexually active. She wants me to tell my father. I'm seventeen, and my father still has trouble grasping the fact that I carry a purse, because it means I'm "growing up." This should be fun. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 7:01pm - intimacy - by sarskii (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my girlfriend's mom and dad walked in on us while we were playing naked twister. FML

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On 08/12/2010 at 12:19pm - intimacy - by FML (man) - Canada (Saskatchewan)



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