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This isn't what should be happening
You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.
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You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
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by Jaws / 02/10/2011 at 11:09am / France (Alsace) / Miscellaneous
Today, it was my first day at work as a cashier. I was so nervous that my whole body got numb and my eye sight completely blurred. I ran to the bathroom blind while bumping into everything in the store, making sure that everyone knew I had a problem. FML
by Anonymous / 02/09/2011 at 2:32am / United States (California) / Work
Today, I got mugged. But luckily I had on my keyring the pepper spray that my husband had insisted I keep with me. Unlucky for me, my husband's co-worker, who borrowed my keys, emptied my pepper by spraying it on a brick wall one day when he was bored. FML
by Username / 02/08/2011 at 10:27pm / Miscellaneous
by homerde / 02/05/2011 at 1:29am / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 01/29/2011 at 3:09am / France / Animals
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Love
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm / France / Health
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 3:13pm / France / Intimacy
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 11:44am / France / Intimacy
Today, my dad’s best friend, who has been his business associate for the past 28 years, took me to a Star Wars store for my 18th birthday. He put on a Darth Vader helmet, and imitating his voice, said: "I am your father." I laughed. It wasn’t a joke. FML
by SkinsCastSelection / 01/17/2011 at 4:53am / France / Miscellaneous
Today, I sat in the cafeteria at work and saw a girl, which is a rare sight at my workplace, from the back with a beautifully long ponytail. After a full hour of building up courage to perhaps say hi to her, she turned around. It was a 50-year-old man. FML
by lonelyengineer / 12/19/2010 at 5:28am / Germany (Niedersachsen) / Love
Today, one of my husband's old college buddies came over for dinner. We reminisced about our college days, and he laughed as he told the story about my husband making up a friend, Marc Deveau, that he'd say he was visiting when he was cheating on his girlfriend. My husband still sees Marc Deveau. FML
by Anonymous / 11/11/2010 at 3:40am / France / Love
by anonymous_0505 / 11/06/2010 at 1:24pm / Russian Federation (Moscow City) / Love
Today, I was reading to a child during nap time because she woke up crying. She calmed down right after I began reading, but soon started crying again. I was confused until I felt something warm and wet on my leg. She peed on me. FML
by Username / 11/05/2010 at 6:02pm / France / Work
by Anonymous / 11/04/2010 at 5:44pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Kids