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  • Birth Date : Wednesday 22 July 1992 (22 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1071
  • Number of comments : 64
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 17 posted

About rahavan : No one can see in darkness but no one can see in blinding light either.

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Today, I was working as a manager of the local movie theater. This six year old came in with no parents or anyone else. When I asked him where his parents were he looked at me and said, "Shut up white boy, I don't have to listen to your shit." I just got told by a six year old. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60833) - you deserved it (6887)

On 04/13/2009 at 8:44pm - work - by brad3720 (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my younger brother watched an old music video of The Who, who are know for smashing up their guitars and such. He decided it would be cool to try it with mine. That guitar was worth over $3000. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (77714) - you deserved it (4053)

On 04/09/2009 at 10:43pm - misc - by FML4evs (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I fell asleep on the train, totally wiped out after last night's party, which involved lots of booze and spicy Indian food. I wake up and notice a small boy staring at me, so I smiled at him. He turned to his father and said, "Daddy, the farting man has just woken up." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19854) - you deserved it (7941)

On 01/10/2009 at 9:11pm - kids - by mark - Sent from mobile version



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