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by EpicJman2828 / 06/27/2013 at 12:27am / United States / Animals
Today, I was walking down the stairs with my guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to my wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close my eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stairs. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
by Anonymous / 05/28/2013 at 12:37pm / Australia (New South Wales) / Love
by Abrams52 / 05/28/2013 at 1:44am / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/19/2013 at 9:16pm / New Zealand / Transportation
by Anonymous / 04/17/2013 at 1:39am / United States (California) / Intimacy
Today, after heavy rain my street flooded. While in my living room, I looked outside to see that my elderly neighbour was outside splashing in a knee deep puddle. He was butt-naked and wearing a snorkel and flippers. FML
by Stunned / 02/04/2013 at 4:15am / New Zealand (Wellington) / Miscellaneous
by itsrathersmall / 01/15/2013 at 4:58pm / United States (North Dakota) / Intimacy
by Raela / 01/04/2013 at 11:59am / United States (New Jersey) / Kids
by Anonymous / 12/16/2012 at 12:26pm / Canada (Ontario) / Health
by Anonymous / 12/15/2012 at 3:52am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
Today, my friend was complaining to me about her problems. I tried to be a good, understanding friend, listening and giving advice. When it was my turn to vent, she interrupted me, saying, "Sorry, but I don't really care." FML
by sushichick / 12/12/2012 at 7:44am / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 12/03/2012 at 2:02pm / Canada (Ontario) / Animals
by rahavan / 11/07/2012 at 8:38pm / United States (Washington) / Health
by speshlk37 / 08/19/2012 at 10:19pm / United States / Animals
by flyingpuppy / 06/17/2012 at 2:33am / Canada (British Columbia) / Miscellaneous
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- Today, a lady came for a death certificate at the city hall reception where I work. Reflexively, I… Today, under the Northern Lights of the Arctic Circle, I presented my girlfriend with an engagement… Today, I truly understood that I was in Germany when, in my workplace, during our lunch break, one…