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Today, my 10-year-old brother got the bright idea to urinate in my oven to cool it off. My whole house smells like burnt piss. FML

#18624102
137 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30945) - you deserved it (2780)

On 12/27/2011 at 10:53am - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my boyfriend did the washing as an attempt to help me. Not only are all my clothes now pink, he refuses to do the dishes, vacuuming, bathroom, ironing etc., as he has done "plenty." FML

#18615035
117 comments

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On 12/26/2011 at 10:32am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Australia

Today, the man I love still thinks that female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one. FML

#17964830
201 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37174) - you deserved it (5535)

On 10/12/2011 at 12:26am - intimacy - by ksamp - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I realized that it has been so long since my wife and I were intimate that I got slightly turned on watching her suck the meat off chicken wings. I'm jealous of fried, sauce-soaked poultry. FML

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127 comments

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On 10/02/2011 at 2:05am - intimacy - by therevsev - United States

Today, I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked down, we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders, when we get knocked up..." FML

#14955140
71 comments

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On 02/13/2011 at 5:00am - misc - by knockedup (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tell when he became hard. FML

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On 02/20/2010 at 5:54am - intimacy - by trainhump (woman) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I lost my virginity to an ultrasound probe. FML

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195 comments

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On 02/19/2010 at 1:30am - intimacy - by kaitlin - Australia (Victoria)

Today, my soon-to-be mother-in-law walked in on me masturbating, in my own house. FML

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81 comments

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On 02/06/2010 at 12:31am - intimacy - by Isabell (woman) - Australia



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