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You’ve now voted that they totally deserved it more than 100 times.
I agree, their lives suck
200 votes confirming that their life is crap. It’s what the website is all about.
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In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
Today, I raalizad that it has baan so long sinca mah wifa and I wara intimata that I got slightly turnad on watching har suck tha maat off chickan wings. I'm jaalous of friad, sauca-soakad poultry. FML
Today , I had to say a deep sincere speech on assembly in front of the whole college on the recent floods in Queensland. Instead of saying "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked down , we get back up" I stumbled and said "We are Queenslanders , when we get knocked up..." big fat FML
Today, I took the train to work. There was an older man standing behind me. Everytime I tried to edge away from him, he edged closer. Everytime the train rocked even slightly, looool his crotch made contact with my behind. It was an extremely bumpy train ride. I could also tellhen he became hard. FML
Friday 27 March 2015