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Today, I promised my boyfriend a blow job every time he does the dishes. Every dish in the house has been washed three times already. FML


I agree, your life sucks (21194) - you deserved it (69898)

On 04/10/2011 at 1:07am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I found out that my wife was having sex with my friend. It turned out that my genius cat realized it wasn't me there and attacked his balls, severely cutting them. I now have to kill my cat and pay for his medical bills to sew his balls back. FML


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On 01/08/2011 at 8:11pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

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