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You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done.

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rachelkoo's favorite FMLs

Today, my dad made a new house rule: "If it's yellow let it mellow, if it's brown flush it down." My whole house now smells like pee. FML


I agree, your life sucks (28720) - you deserved it (2632)

On 02/15/2012 at 12:05am - misc - by Bondi414 (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my boyfriend dumped me. Apparently, the mafia is out to get him. FML


I agree, your life sucks (26691) - you deserved it (3090)

On 02/14/2012 at 1:32am - love - by Just_Me_88 (woman) - United States

Today, I took my girlfriend out for a fancy dinner to celebrate our anniversary. When the waitress came, we instantly recognized each other. She was the girl I'd had a one night stand with a few weeks before. FML


I agree, your life sucks (10956) - you deserved it (125720)

On 02/13/2012 at 4:49pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - Canada

Today, I was awoken by my wife, once again. It seems that whenever I stop snoring, she thinks I died so she has to wake me to make sure I'm still living. She does this almost every night, every hour. FML


I agree, your life sucks (27533) - you deserved it (3653)

On 12/25/2011 at 12:27am - health - by Sleep Deprived (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, I walked out of the store, car keys in hand, only to discover my car was missing. After a frantic search, I started to hyperventilate and a nearly had a full-blown panic attack. Then I remembered I walked to the store. I am an idiot. FML


I agree, your life sucks (23610) - you deserved it (31964)

On 12/08/2011 at 2:58pm - misc - by picklemonger - Canada

Today, I found a condom on my bed with a note written by my girlfriend that said, "Since you started acting like a dick, you might as well dress like one." FML


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On 11/25/2011 at 10:02am - intimacy - by Dickhead - Lebanon

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