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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Wednesday 4 October 1995 (19 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 2414
  • Number of comments : 181
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 10 posted

About racerapj : Man a bio. I usually have nothing to write here. I'm going to try this...

Hi you found me and I'm not here. Please leave your name and phone number and I'll get back to you later. *beep*

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Today, while at the store, my fly became undone. It doesn't seem that bad unless an old lady comes to "zip it up for you." FML


I agree, your life sucks (30959) - you deserved it (3654)

On 10/25/2009 at 2:28pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

Today, my cat managed to lock my dad and me outside of our house. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30947) - you deserved it (6403)

On 10/21/2009 at 10:58pm - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I lost my house keys while staggering home drunk, so I decided to climb through an opened window and promptly went to bed. Twenty minutes later the police wake me up while attempting to search my place. The neighbors thought I was a burglar and called the cops. FML


I agree, your life sucks (11339) - you deserved it (31443)

On 10/20/2009 at 5:31pm - misc - by FailedEngineer (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I had to take a dump. While looking for a book to read, I sneezed. The force of the sneeze caused me to shit my pants. The glob of dung then ran down my leg before falling out of my shorts onto my carpet, all in less than 5 seconds. Nothing in my life has prepared me for this. FML


I agree, your life sucks (88163) - you deserved it (14712)

On 10/14/2009 at 1:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

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