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Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (16313) - you deserved it (29345)

On 11/18/2009 at 4:01pm - animals - by nycplywood (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (30289) - you deserved it (3056)

On 10/24/2009 at 5:14pm - kids - by Granny (woman) - United Kingdom (Manchester)

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (61934) - you deserved it (3559)

On 09/15/2009 at 5:14pm - intimacy - by benander (man) - United States (North Carolina)



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