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R_ania's favorite FMLs

Today, I learned that if you stare at your cat and her eyes suddenly get really big, it means she's going to maul your face. FML

By nycplywood - / Wednesday 18 November 2009 21:01 / United States

Today, I was having a nice moment with my granddaughter as she was being affectionate by stroking my face. We were both quite content, until she said, "Aw, Grandma, your skin feels just like a crocodile." FML

By Granny - / Saturday 24 October 2009 21:14 / United Kingdom

Today, I was in the bathroom defecating when I felt something hanging there. I reached back with toilet paper and starting pulling it out inch by inch; 3 feet later I learned I had a tapeworm. Worst of all, no pharmacy has the med the doctor prescribed. I have to live with this thing until the med gets here. FML

By benander - / Tuesday 15 September 2009 21:14 / United States