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qwillis98

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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Friday 25 September 1998 (16 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1101
  • Number of comments : 130
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 11 posted

About qwillis98 : My favorite commenters are Perdix, Docbastard, pleonasm, ICastillio, Welshite, enslaved and noor, but not particularly in that order. I don't comment often but when i do i try to make a good one. I'm not a grammar nazi but when you type like "yuh nede 2 gt a lyffe" i will go fucking apeshit on you! But i'll never correct someone when I need a dictionary as well.

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Today, brand new cocktail dress: $300. Matching peep toe heels: $100. Getting my hair done at the salon: $80. Treating myself to a mani/pedi: $50. When finally meeting the guy I have been chatting online with for 2 months, I find out he's my cousin: priceless. FML

Today, my parents were out so I invited my girlfriend over. It was the afternoon, and things started to heat up. We were having sex, and I was about to finish. Then I looked through the window, to see a construction worker (who was fixing the house next to mine) giving me a thumbs up. He's her dad. FML

#527563
380 comments

I agree, your life sucks (185236) - you deserved it (32613)

On 03/22/2009 at 9:04am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Malta

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try anal sex. When he was done, I turned around to see him holding a strap-on with a smile on his face and said 'Now, do me'. FML

#142795
241 comments

I agree, your life sucks (268428) - you deserved it (63185)

On 02/26/2009 at 12:57pm - intimacy - by Picaresque (woman) - United States (Missouri)

Today, I went to get a condom because my boyfriend and I were going to have sex for the first time. When I opened the drawer, I saw that every single condom had a Jesus pin stabbed through it, and a note on top of the box: "love mom." FML

#126669
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (123694) - you deserved it (22303)

On 02/24/2009 at 8:20pm - intimacy - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I'm playing basketball with my little brother. After jokingly blocking his shot, he turns to me and says "You're a bitch." He's 6. After asking where he heard that word, he responded with "Daddy calls you that when you're not around." FML

#112335
77 comments

I agree, your life sucks (152381) - you deserved it (12874)

On 02/23/2009 at 7:51am - kids - by lifesucks4me - United States (Kentucky)

Today, I was going down on a girl. When I looked up she was texting. FML

#29912
156 comments

I agree, your life sucks (171680) - you deserved it (49574)

On 02/12/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by alhummel21 (man) - United States (California)



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