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quraishakrueger's favorite FMLs
Today, I ran into one of my teachers from high school. When I told her I just recently graduated college and was starting graduate school in the fall, she said "you don't have to lie, some people just are not cut out for college. There is no shame." I wasn't lying, I graduated with honors too. FML
by Anonymous / 02/27/2011 at 7:29pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Miscellaneous
by awkward / 02/27/2011 at 7:39am / Finland (Southern Finland) / Work
by newlywed / 02/27/2011 at 12:18am / United States (Utah) / Intimacy
Today, I found out why my cell phone has been going missing every night for the last few months. My sister has been "borrowing" it so she can hold it against her crotch and repeatedly push the vibrate button. FML
by Anonymous / 02/26/2011 at 3:19pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
by unwantedlove / 02/25/2011 at 1:36pm / France / Intimacy
by verasam01 / 02/24/2011 at 7:37pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Animals
by Anonymous / 02/24/2011 at 5:09pm / United States (Arkansas) / Miscellaneous
by suzyyy / 02/23/2011 at 4:18am / Netherlands (Noord-Brabant) / Money
by CutieBooty / 02/22/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Illinois) / Intimacy
Today, I got up in the middle of the night to get a glass of water. I felt something get caught in my throat so I coughed and spluttered a bit. When I turned on the lights I discovered I'd coughed up a cockroach. FML
by no name / 02/22/2011 at 7:25am / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 02/18/2011 at 4:18pm / United States / Animals
Today, at the library, somebody left themselves logged in to Facebook on a public computer after they had left. Trying to teach them a lesson, I updated their Facebook status to something outrageous. That's when they came back to the computer after getting something from the printer. FML
by fail / 02/16/2011 at 6:16pm / United States (Michigan) / Miscellaneous
by Lovenem / 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy
Today, I woke up to a bloody nose. Instead of rushing to the bathroom, I creatively dripped the blood over a knife for photography class because the assignment was to show emotion. So many of the students and faculty were disturbed that I'm now forced to talk to the school psychologist. FML
by rhartnett11 / 02/16/2011 at 7:56am / Miscellaneous
- Today, I was in line at a checkout. I have quite a few facial piercings and 1/2" gauges in my ears.… Today, as I was cashing a customer out, he stopped me in the middle of the transaction just to tell… Today, I lost a bet with my girlfriend. I now have to wear a shirt saying "Worlds Smallest Penis"…