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by Anonymous / 03/23/2011 at 7:50am / United States / Work
by Kim / 03/22/2011 at 2:30pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Work
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
by radiationkillz / 03/21/2011 at 12:25am / United States (Texas) / Health
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
by HotAsTits / 03/20/2011 at 4:31pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
Today, I called the car repair shop to complain to the manager about their tow driver who keeps making sexual passes at me. The girl taking my call started crying and said that their driver was her husband. I'm being sexually harassed, my car is dead, and I think I just ended a marriage. FML
by WhyMe / 03/20/2011 at 1:42pm / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by Anonymous / 03/19/2011 at 11:30pm / United States (North Dakota) / Love
Today, at the Mommy and Me dance class that I take my four year old daughter to, the instructor had us do a stretch, telling us to pretend we're mermaids. My daughter said to me, "But you're not a mermaid, you're a whale!" FML
by Abby_gummibear / 03/19/2011 at 5:04pm / United States (Nevada) / Kids
by lezbplove / 03/19/2011 at 1:26am / Canada (Ontario) / Love
by MacGrouber / 03/16/2011 at 8:12pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Animals
by thisblows / 03/16/2011 at 12:50pm / United States (Pennsylvania) / Intimacy
Today, I emailed my potential boss a copy of my résumé. However, I didn't realize until too late that it was my fake resume, created for an English class project. Some of my former jobs included being a certified gangster, as well as the former president of Canada. FML
by Almostfunny / 03/16/2011 at 9:01am / United States (Massachusetts) / Work
by eric / 03/16/2011 at 3:31am / United States / Intimacy
- Today, I woke up to my roommate sniffing my underwear. He said he was checking if they were clean,… Today, an hour after having been turned down for sex, I walked in on my wife fingering herself to a… Today, I was bored and started touching myself watching TV. My mother walked into my bedroom with a…