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quraishakrueger
  • Town/Country : Singapore, Singapore
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 3721
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, when I woke up, my husband was already up. Thinking I hear him in the hall I shout out "come on, don't be shy, bring that cock in here right now!". A voice replies: "he's gone out to get some bread". It was my mother-in-law. FML

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On 11/20/2008 at 10:41pm - intimacy - by Tinker-Bell - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

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