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quraishakrueger's favorite FMLs
Today, on the bus, a delusional old man had an extremely long conversation with me, referring to me as "Leslie" and talking about "our childhood together". Not wanting to hurt his feelings I played along. At his stop he got up and grinned at me, saying "I'm kidding. I never knew a Leslie in my life. Nice rack." FML
by Anonymous / 06/26/2011 at 2:12am / United States (Indiana) / Transportation
by KillMeNow / 06/06/2011 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by e_edge / 06/05/2011 at 2:48am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by trev / 05/30/2011 at 12:12pm / United States (Rhode Island) / Health
by Jess / 05/30/2011 at 11:46am / United States / Miscellaneous
by skigal24 / 05/30/2011 at 10:59am / United States (Illinois) / Health
Today, I was catching the bus to my new job. While waiting at the lights, I decided to play the staring game and ended up staring at a woman in the car next to the bus for ages, really creeping her out. It turns out she's my new boss. FML
by milkymoo / 05/29/2011 at 9:45pm / Cyprus / Work
Today, my girlfriend and I were taking a shower together. We were fooling around when she takes the shower head and starts spraying my penis with it. I asked her "what are you doing?" Her response: "I'm watering it to make it grow." FML
by Anonymous / 05/29/2011 at 10:04am / United States / Intimacy
by Derp-A-Herp / 05/27/2011 at 1:46am / United States (Texas) / Love
by Anonymous / 05/26/2011 at 1:54pm / United States (Wyoming) / Miscellaneous
Today, my 3-year-long dry spell was about to end. A lovely lady over for dinner, good food, wine and lots of laughs. Things heated up nicely in the bedroom when a playful wrestle made my bed shift, snapping two of its legs. The bed collapsed, totally ruining the mood. The dry spell continues. FML
by Badaboom / 05/23/2011 at 6:54am / Netherlands (Zuid-Holland) / Intimacy
Today, my girlfriend made me watch six hours of "Glee" with her. I don't know what I hate the most, the fact that I actually sat there and watched it or that I'm angry at Finn for breaking up with Rachel. FML
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by hahanosirr / 05/21/2011 at 4:02pm / United States (Oklahoma) / Intimacy
- 1Today, I took a test. I got up to turn it in, and accidentally bumped into another student. We both… 2Today, I tried to fire the worst worker I've ever had over the phone because he never shows up for… 3Today, it's been two years since I graduated with my master's. It's also been the same amount of…