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  • Birth Date : Thursday 27 October 1994 (20 years)
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  • Number of visits : 4072
  • Number of comments : 62
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

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Today, I shat a magnet. FML

#17843744
286 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11975) - you deserved it (31139)

On 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm - health - by mimi - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom called me a bastard, told me I should run away, and said I don't deserve to live in her house. All because I didn't use a plate when I ate a Poptart. FML

#17832717
178 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30144) - you deserved it (3928)

On 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm - misc - by sadkid - United States

Today, out of my bedroom window, I can see my next door neighbour's window. On his ledge, I can see binoculars, tissues and vaseline. FML

#17818557
246 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42956) - you deserved it (4373)

On 09/24/2011 at 3:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (London)

Today, desperate for my boyfriend to notice me for once, I started noisily masturbating while he was playing World of Warcraft. His response was to put his headphones on. FML

#17811635
329 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38404) - you deserved it (11366)

On 09/23/2011 at 6:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, my mother said I am slipping too deep into depression since my boyfriend left for college in Fresno. Her solution: buying me a vibrator. FML

#17810951
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26764) - you deserved it (6788)

On 09/23/2011 at 2:16am - intimacy - by kdmoney - United States (California)

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML

#17794550
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31229) - you deserved it (5478)

On 09/21/2011 at 9:17am - love - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I found out my wife and three daughters all have their period on seperate weeks. I now have no break from yelling. FML

#17761753
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39345) - you deserved it (4695)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:39am - misc - by thedeerman (man) - United States (California)

Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML

#17737717
166 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28078) - you deserved it (11494)

On 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm - misc - by unicorn - United States (Georgia)

Today, I realized too late that a picture in my school Powerpoint presentation of thousands of New Zealand sheep, was actually a picture of thousands of naked men in a field. FML

#17709255
151 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15145) - you deserved it (31356)

On 09/10/2011 at 3:11am - misc - by FullOfNick (man) - United States (Washington)

Today, I finally found out that the tattoo on my lower back means "slut" in Chinese, instead of "good fortune" as I always thought it did. FML

#17612047
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12146) - you deserved it (52642)

On 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm - misc - by slut (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I noticed how big my brother's package is. If it hadn't been for the fact that my family has taken up walking around naked half the day, I never would have had to. FML

#17594618
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31514) - you deserved it (3748)

On 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, since I'm too ashamed to go buy a proper sex toy, I used an old Star Wars toy sword instead. FML

#17436824
401 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11736) - you deserved it (51279)

On 08/11/2011 at 1:53am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Mexico (Distrito Federal)

Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML

#17388195
125 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23353) - you deserved it (5624)

On 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm - misc - by lostforwords (woman) - Ireland (Tipperary)

Today, while stuck in traffic on the highway, my 5 year old in the back seat asked me why the man in the car next to us was pulling on the other man's "peepee". FML

#17361677
163 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44479) - you deserved it (2847)

On 08/04/2011 at 12:04am - intimacy - by whatnot - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I got a complaint from my neighbor about a little girl staring at her through my guest bedroom window for the past month. I live alone. And now I'm scared to live in my own house. FML

#17349963
377 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53318) - you deserved it (3278)

On 08/03/2011 at 12:04am - misc - by soccerbuddyz - United States (Florida)



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