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by mimi / 09/26/2011 at 10:51pm / United States (Illinois) / Health
by sadkid / 09/25/2011 at 7:23pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 09/24/2011 at 3:22am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/23/2011 at 6:41am / United States (Colorado) / Intimacy
by kdmoney / 09/23/2011 at 2:16am / United States (California) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 09/21/2011 at 9:17am / United States / Love
by thedeerman / 09/17/2011 at 12:39am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
Today, while taking a stroll in the park, a kid walked up to me and asked, "Do you believe in unicorns?" I answered, "No." He dunked his ice cream cone on my head, laughed hysterically, and ran off screaming, "BELIEVE!" FML
by unicorn / 09/13/2011 at 5:21pm / United States (Georgia) / Miscellaneous
by FullOfNick / 09/10/2011 at 3:11am / United States (Washington) / Miscellaneous
by slut / 08/29/2011 at 12:22pm / Canada (Ontario) / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 08/27/2011 at 12:09pm / United States / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 08/11/2011 at 1:53am / Mexico (Distrito Federal) / Intimacy
Today, I found out that my German wasn't as great as I thought it was. Trying to give directions to some German tourists, I tried to say, "I hope I don't get you lost." Turns out I actually said something closer to, "I hope I don't seduce you." FML
by lostforwords / 08/06/2011 at 3:10pm / Ireland (Tipperary) / Miscellaneous
by whatnot / 08/04/2011 at 12:04am / Canada (Ontario) / Intimacy
by soccerbuddyz / 08/03/2011 at 12:04am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- Today after growing suspicious I asked my "girlfriend" if I'm her "on the side" guy and she started… Today, I called the AAA because my car wouldn't turn on. After waiting for an hour and missing my… Today, my girlfriend blurted "but daddy, what if mommy finds out" while we were having sex. For the…