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by mel / 03/25/2016 at 9:20am / United States (Missouri) / Miscellaneous
Today, my fiancée was asleep, so I decided to spoon her from behind and cup her boobs to wake her up nicely. She responded by yelling, "THE TOAST!" and elbowing me in the face whilst still asleep. FML
by mouse_13 / 01/15/2016 at 1:28am / United Kingdom (Oxfordshire) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 12/31/2015 at 1:55pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Anonymous / 11/17/2015 at 5:20am / United States (Florida) / Love
by blackonblight / 11/11/2015 at 6:23am / United States (New Hampshire) / Miscellaneous
Today, I learned the hard way that my boyfriend lied about getting a vasectomy before we met, in spite of knowing how phobic I am of pregnancy and kids. His defense? "I figured you'd change your mind someday, because all you chicks love babies." FML
by nocongratsneeded / 11/03/2015 at 10:23pm / United States (Michigan) / Health
by MG73 / 11/01/2015 at 11:16pm / United States (Maine) / Love
by anonymous / 11/01/2015 at 10:13pm / United States (California) / Intimacy
by guessthatsatrickthen / 10/31/2015 at 1:19pm / United Kingdom (Leeds) / Miscellaneous
Today, while shopping, I stepped a bit closer to a couple that stood in front of a display. The girl then shot me a nasty look, grabbed her boyfriend and started pointedly making out with him. I was just trying to buy some butter. But thanks for reminding me how lonely I am. FML
by It wasnt even that close / 10/31/2015 at 9:23am / Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen) / Love
by Anonymous / 10/31/2015 at 3:19am / United States (Washington) / Love
by Anna / 09/29/2015 at 10:58am / Sweden (Vastmanlands Lan) / Miscellaneous
by that one anon / 05/07/2015 at 2:27am / United States (California) / Love
by anonymousyo / 04/24/2015 at 6:04pm / United States (California) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/12/2015 at 9:43am / United States (Florida) / Miscellaneous
- 1Today, my neighbor's 4-year-old daughter came up to me and asked if she could have my dog. When I… 2Today, after working for Uber for a few weeks I realized that my driver rating was dropping. After… 3Today, I received a phone call, angry at me for not calling my dad on Father's Day. When I told her…