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quantumflux22's favorite FMLs
by meyo555 / 06/02/2011 at 5:45am / United States (Nebraska) / Health
by Fatty1970 / 05/22/2011 at 9:33pm / United States (Florida) / Kids
by Anonymous / 05/22/2011 at 4:31pm / United States / Miscellaneous
by Whatdididowrong? / 05/10/2011 at 1:18am / Kids
Today, I walked out of my house, waved at my neighbors, walked through my front yard and into the side yard to turn off the sprinkler. It wasn't until I was back into the house that I remembered I wasn't wearing a top. FML
by eringoBRA / 05/06/2011 at 10:07am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy
by Anonymous / 04/29/2011 at 2:29am / United States (North Carolina) / Miscellaneous
Today, it's been 5 years I've been working for a man that won't admit he has Tourette's. He sits at his desk, twitching his head and hissing like a snake. He's also randomly said things like 'nipples', 'Jessica Simpson', 'potato peeler', etc. I feel like it's become my job to warn new employees. FML
by ShakeRattleHiss / 04/20/2011 at 11:25am / Canada (Ontario) / Work
by Anonymous / 04/03/2011 at 9:46pm / United States / Intimacy
by omg / 03/24/2011 at 8:43pm / Canada (Alberta) / Kids
by Anonymous / 03/21/2011 at 1:32pm / United Kingdom (Wiltshire) / Geek
Today, in an attempt to get my son to stop playing Call of Duty, I threw his Xbox controller out the window. He was so desperate, he followed it. His bedroom is on the second floor. My son has 3 broken ribs, and no future. FML
by failureparent / 03/20/2011 at 9:25pm / United States (California) / Geek
Today, my father came over to my house. I realized there were condoms on the table, so I subtly moved a vase to hide them. He then gave me an unamused look and said "I know you have sex. You've been married for nine years. Grow the fuck up, dumbass." FML
by Anonymous / 03/17/2011 at 7:52pm / United States (Ohio) / Intimacy
Today, I got a call from my five-year-old son's principal, my son had pooped in the school yard then gave the teacher a ziploc bag and commanded her to pick it up. He said he was trying to imitate our dog. FML
by Albert06 / 03/14/2011 at 5:26pm / France / Love
- Today, the doctor told me that I have Vasovagal Syncope: I pass out every time I get aroused. Bye… Today, the guy that I've recently became close to texted me, wanting to hook up. He's very cute and… Today, I'm in Spain, and told the kids with whom I will be working that I was excited to be working…