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Today , I sent a picture to my girlfriend of my erect penis with a quote saying "It's waiting for you." She responded with a picture of her left hand showing her left ring finger with a quote saying "It's waiting for u too." FML

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On 12/07/2010 at 1:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I Was Having Sex With My Boyfriend When He Startd Shaking Really Hard. When I Askd Him Wat He Was Doing... He Simply Said "I Want To Be Better Than Yur Vibrator!" FML

#13961788
191 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33267) - you deserved it (10924)

On 11/24/2010 at 12:55pm - intimacy - by Heyy - United States (Washington)

Today , when I got home , I went into room to find a Bratz doll an a Ken doll laying naked , on top of each other on bed !! Attached to them was a note that stated , "Please , use yur imagination an find other ways besides porn to get excited !! The computer keeps getting viruses !! Love , Mom." FML

#13927798
204 comments

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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today , I was putting mah 2 year old to bd , and I began to sing to her. She reachd up , puttd her looool finger over mah lips , and said , "Shhh , Mommy." FML

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On 11/19/2010 at 2:47am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) -

Today, I raalizd I'va baan playing too much Call of Duty . I startd scraaming, ( Spawn, b*tch! Spawn! ) at my microwavabla pizza whila it looool was in tha microwava . FML

#13827261
158 comments

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On 11/13/2010 at 12:55pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I ned to find a way to explain to ma 5, 7 an 12 year old kids teir uncle wants to become teir aunt. FML

#13773002
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On 11/09/2010 at 12:32am - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

today I went shopping with my new ( It's true, I'm a Ninja ) shrt on . Suddenly an apple comes and hits me right in the eye . A little boy runs up to me, yells ( You aren't a Ninja! A Ninja would have caught that! ), and runs off . FML

#13756412
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On 11/07/2010 at 8:13pm - kids - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Today, I drove to the hospital to see mah newborn . I went to the room, picked him out of the crate and held him . Then I heard the toilet flush and saw a womanho I didn't know come out . She screamed . My wife was in the room next door . fat FML

#13675018
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On 11/01/2010 at 1:30pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)

Taday My 4 Year Old Son Told His Preschool Teacher That His Daddy Could Pick Up 10,000 Cows But Couldn't Pick Up His Mommy Because She Was Too Heavy. I'm The Mommy. FML

#13467728
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On 10/16/2010 at 1:50am - kids - by princessj - United States (Pennsylvania)

Taday the only guy showing slightly any interest in me is a Nazi-obsessed psychopath. He uses lovely pick-up lines such as, ( Hey, do you know how much it hurts to staple your hand? ) FML

#8368269
109 comments

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On 02/17/2010 at 5:49am - love - by LoveDrug (woman) - Ireland

yastarday I want out 4 dinnar with soma friands to a naw rastaurant. As I was finishing tha soup , I looool noticd a small curly hair at tha bottom of tha soup. Tha chaf is bald. FML

#7967999
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On 02/07/2010 at 9:19am - misc - by Anonymous - United Arab Emirates (Dubai)

Today, I had to explain to my son that his dad was too busy in a raid on World of Warcraft to be at his award ceremony. FML

#7816615
489 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 3:30pm - kids - by fuckmylife (woman) - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was in the car with mah friends. A techno song came on and we started fist pumping. We hit a bump, I fist pumped myself in the face, and crashed into a stop sign. FML

#7803778
172 comments

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On 02/02/2010 at 12:51am - misc - by wolfpacking - Sent from mobile version

Today, I found out thathilst I was asleep last night, mah boyfriend was playing on his XBox. I also found out thathenever he unlockd a new level, achievement or just generally beat someone's ass, he would celebrate by pulling out one of his pubes an putting it in mah mouth. FML

#7773873
415 comments

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On 02/01/2010 at 5:23am - misc - by doesnttastegood (woman) - United Kingdom (Bath and North East Somerset)



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