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qasimahsan93
  • Town/Country : Lahore, Pakistan
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Monday 8 February 1993 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 516
  • Number of comments : 69
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About qasimahsan93 : Hello. :)

I'm the happiest person ever. I'm also very spiteful and pessimistic. Pleasure to meet you. Message me if you wish but please keep it relevant. Hugs & Kisses

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Today, my boyfriend forgot to tell me about the all-night bender he went out on, and what he got up to with my best friend. But its okay; the Facebook pictures say it all. FML

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On 04/23/2011 at 4:17am - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom (Plymouth)

Today, my boyfriend of two years told me I was being too obsessive. This is the guy who has gone through my phone two separate times and deleted all of my male contacts. FML

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On 04/18/2011 at 1:54pm - love - by alissa_roar - United States

Today, I realized that potato chips are made from potatoes. I'm 26. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9561) - you deserved it (70888)

On 04/16/2011 at 1:14am - misc - by Username - United States (California)



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