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Today, the guy that I'm in love with and plan to marry some day told me he would choose a million dollars over me. I got upset and told him I no longer want to be with him. In an excited voice he said, "Really? So are you serious I don't have to worry about this love stuff anymore?" FML
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On 01/30/2010 at 12:01am - love - by Star (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I peed at a urinal. This was a feat for me because I'm a nervous pee-er. It was going great until some guy walked into the empty bathroom and picked the urinal next to mine. Midway through he turns to me and says 'Nice watch.' FML
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On 01/29/2010 at 7:49pm - love - by Itsamovado - United States
Today, I used the Print Screen button to take a picture of a really cute bag that I want for my birthday. After emailing it to my mom, I noticed I'd forgotten to close another tab in the browser. The tab had a very suggestive title, for an even more suggestive website. FML
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On 01/25/2010 at 12:21pm - misc - by lala (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my parents had a huge fight because my mom found out my dad was cheating on her. They screamed for half an hour. Right in the middle of my wedding. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 8:02pm - love - by weddingbells (woman) - United States (Virginia)
Today, I called a suicide prevention hotline. No one picked up. FML
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On 01/24/2010 at 11:12am - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, all because whenever I laugh I say "lol." FML
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On 01/21/2010 at 8:18pm - love - by heartbroken (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my teacher compared the female reproductive system to Shrek's head. Never again will I be able to watch the movies. FML
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On 01/14/2010 at 4:56pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)
Today, I almost crashed my car because I was checking out an Old Navy mannequin wearing a bra. FML
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On 01/13/2010 at 1:31am - misc - by Creepster (man) - United States (Ohio)
Today, the instructions on my new IKEA bed made me cry. It includes a picture of a person working alone with a frown crossed out and is replaced by two smiling people working together. I have no one in my life to help me. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 2:07pm - love - by hatelife (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I realized that the cute freckle I noticed a few weeks ago is actually a giant blackhead. FML
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On 12/30/2009 at 12:26pm - health - by baybuh (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I bought a $3000 HD camera. It never shipped to my house, so I was concerned. I then realized I had given the seller the address for a house in California. I live in Maine. FML
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On 12/29/2009 at 11:56am - misc - by musicgod123 - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend called me 80 times in 5 minutes. I had previously told him I was with my friends. He left me a voicemail proposing saying he loved me to death and he was crying. We've been dating for a week. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 8:21pm - love - by anonymous (woman) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I came home from a year long backpacking trip in Europe. During my absence my parents divorced, dad took the house and most of the money, sister is seven months pregnant, brother was arrested for statutory rape, and my mom pawned all my stuff to buy booze to "cope." Oh, and my fish died. FML
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On 12/28/2009 at 7:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was in bed with my cat on my lap. No one was around, so I felt comfortable enough to let out a huge fart. What I didn't expect was my cat jumping up and then clawing and biting my crotch. FML
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On 12/27/2009 at 8:04am - animals - by axwound (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, my entire extended family was over for Christmas. I opened a gift to see that it was a fruitcake and saw everyone looking at me, smiling. This is their way to tell me that they know I'm gay and that they accept me. I'm straight. FML
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On 12/25/2009 at 2:34pm - misc - by notgay (man) - United States (California)
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