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About pureportedpear : Just a typical teenager here, but my four favorte things in this world would be;
1. Riding my MC, atleast on warm sunny days.
2. Eating delicious food, I mean, who does not like food?!?
3. Anime, streaming some anime from time to time. Too many good ones to decide on a favorite though. Just passed the 2.5K episodes not too long ago.
4. Gaming, mostly in the MOBA smite in the last year or so.
Do not be afraid to message me if you need a recomendation on an anime, seen quite a few of them, also have some mangas that I can recomend, but not as many.
Or you can just message me you you just want to chat :)
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TODAY, ON MAH DAY OFF, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MAH BOSS ASKING Y I WASN'T AT WORK YET. AFTER GETTING DRESSED AND AN HOUR-LONG TRAIN RIDE LATER, I GOT THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S PRANK. I HAD TO TAKE THE TRAIN BACK HOME. REAL FML
Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML
Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML
Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML
YESTERDAY I CAME HOME FROM A CRAZY COSTUME PARTY AN TOOK A HOT SHOWER. WHEN I OPENED EYES AN SAW THE WATER RUNNING FROM HEAD WAS BLOODY, I FREAKED OUT AN CALLED FRIEND FOR HELP. SHE HAD TO REMIND ME THAT FOR THE PARTY, I'D COLOURED HAIR RED WITH WASHABLE HAIR DYE. FML
Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML
Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML
Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper . I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it . mega FML
TODAY, MOM ASKED SIBLINGS AN ME 4 ELP CLEANING TE KITCEN. AFTER WORKING 4 A ALF OUR WILE ALL SIBLINGS SAT ON TE COUC, I POINTED OUT TAT I WAS TE ONLY ONE WORKING. MY MOM TANKED SIBLINGS 4 NOT AVING ATTITUDES LYK MINE AN SENT ME TO ROOM. FML
Today mah boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy I still managed to get the blamehen the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after mah boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be ( looking after it ). FML
Yesterday, in an effort to avoid mah school's strict no-gum policy as mah teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowd it. By the time the teacher reachd me, the gum was on mah desk, as well as mah breakfast, thank to mah overactive gag reflex. FML
TODAY, AT WORK, I SNEEZED SO HARD THAT I HIT HEAD ON CASH REGISTER!! A SECOND LATER, I HEARD ROARING LAUGHTER FROM THE SECURITY ROOM, FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE SAYING TO PLAY IT BACK!! I'D ALMOST CONVINCED MYSELF IT WASN'T ABOUT ME,HEN ONE OF THE GUYS CUMMED OUT AN GAVE ME A THUMB UP!! FML
TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML
Friday 27 March 2015