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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Saturday 14 June 1997 (17 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 1595
  • Number of comments : 27
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 0 posted

About pureportedpear : Just a typical teenager here, but my four favorte things in this world would be;
1. Riding my MC, atleast on warm sunny days.
2. Eating delicious food, I mean, who does not like food?!?
3. Anime, streaming some anime from time to time. Too many good ones to decide on a favorite though. Just passed the 2.5K episodes not too long ago.
4. Gaming, mostly in the MOBA smite in the last year or so.
Do not be afraid to message me if you need a recomendation on an anime, seen quite a few of them, also have some mangas that I can recomend, but not as many.
Or you can just message me you you just want to chat :)

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TODAY, ON MAH DAY OFF, I RECEIVED A CALL FROM MAH BOSS ASKING Y I WASN'T AT WORK YET. AFTER GETTING DRESSED AND AN HOUR-LONG TRAIN RIDE LATER, I GOT THERE ONLY TO FIND OUT THAT IT WAS AN APRIL FOOL'S PRANK. I HAD TO TAKE THE TRAIN BACK HOME. REAL FML

#21384991
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (4517) - you deserved it (1792)

On 03/31/2015 at 10:15pm - work - by IDontGetPaidEnoughForThisShit (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, Mah Best Friend Went To Mah Boss And Offered To Do Mah Job 4 Half The Pay. FML

#21383169
61 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25143) - you deserved it (1925)

On 03/28/2015 at 7:44pm - work - by Haggis300 - Australia

Today, I was doing homework an I had mah leg bent in a funny position . When I stood up, mah hip dislocated . It was the most painful thing I've ever experienced . When people ask me what happened, I have to say I dislocated mah hip doing calculus . FML

#21381072
84 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27112) - you deserved it (2762)

On 03/25/2015 at 12:24am - health - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today I made a speec in front of my entire graduating class and tere families despite my fear of public speaking . It seemed to go well and I got a big round of applause at te end . Ten I panicked and instead of waving I lifted my arm straigt out in a Hitler salute . FML

#21379710
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32193) - you deserved it (6511)

On 03/22/2015 at 8:32pm - misc - by oooooops (man) - United States

Today, I was wereing a new tank top that was really cute . I later was talking to an attractive guy an thought he was giggling at me because he thought I was being cute an funny . I then realized he was giggling at the fact that I only shaved one armpit . FML

#21378703
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27243) - you deserved it (9272)

On 03/21/2015 at 12:25am - love - by rayraydayday - United States (Colorado)

YESTERDAY I CAME HOME FROM A CRAZY COSTUME PARTY AN TOOK A HOT SHOWER. WHEN I OPENED EYES AN SAW THE WATER RUNNING FROM HEAD WAS BLOODY, I FREAKED OUT AN CALLED FRIEND FOR HELP. SHE HAD TO REMIND ME THAT FOR THE PARTY, I'D COLOURED HAIR RED WITH WASHABLE HAIR DYE. FML

#21376371
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22678) - you deserved it (15241)

On 03/17/2015 at 12:52pm - health - by Iwtumn (woman) - Austria

Yesterday, I went to the doctor, because I've been having stomach pains and nausea fir weeks. He endd up gravely telling me I'm pregnant. I freakd out and panickd about what my parents would say. Then his laughter remindd me that I'm a guy. A really stupid one. FML

#21367918
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8) - you deserved it (10)

On 03/04/2015 at 10:03am - health - by actually just constipated.. and stupid - Tunisia

Today, I came home from work to fine that my grlfriend had sold all of my N64 and Atari games and both the consoles and bought me a PS4 with the money. While I was standing there in shock, she kissed me on the cheek and said, "I know, I'm the greatest." FML

#21361122
460 comments

I agree, your life sucks (44331) - you deserved it (4017)

On 02/22/2015 at 3:41pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while correcting essays, I spilled ketchup on a student's paper . I managed to successfully turn it into a happy smiley face but when proudly looking at the result, noticed it was right next to the big "F" that I had graded it . mega FML

#21352870
65 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23744) - you deserved it (9175)

On 02/09/2015 at 5:58pm - work - by tirf -

TODAY, MOM ASKED SIBLINGS AN ME 4 ELP CLEANING TE KITCEN. AFTER WORKING 4 A ALF OUR WILE ALL SIBLINGS SAT ON TE COUC, I POINTED OUT TAT I WAS TE ONLY ONE WORKING. MY MOM TANKED SIBLINGS 4 NOT AVING ATTITUDES LYK MINE AN SENT ME TO ROOM. FML

#21352465
90 comments

I agree, your life sucks (32788) - you deserved it (2693)

On 02/08/2015 at 11:47pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

Today mah boss brought his cat to the office. Despite our no pet policy I still managed to get the blamehen the crazy animal scratched 3 colleagues and peed on the floor after mah boss left for bathroom. Apparently I was supposed to be ( looking after it ). FML

#21350702
44 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27700) - you deserved it (1908)

On 02/06/2015 at 12:16am - animals - by anonymous - Australia (Victoria)

Yesterday, in an effort to avoid mah school's strict no-gum policy as mah teacher made a b-line to me, I swallowd it. By the time the teacher reachd me, the gum was on mah desk, as well as mah breakfast, thank to mah overactive gag reflex. FML

#21350431
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24136) - you deserved it (14037)

On 02/05/2015 at 4:03pm - misc - by gumchuck (woman) - United States (Virginia)

Today , I took a nice relaxing dump at school , in pants , in the middle of class. mega FML

#21350418
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31639) - you deserved it (7547)

On 02/05/2015 at 3:42pm - misc - by m33p - United States (California)

TODAY, AT WORK, I SNEEZED SO HARD THAT I HIT HEAD ON CASH REGISTER!! A SECOND LATER, I HEARD ROARING LAUGHTER FROM THE SECURITY ROOM, FOLLOWED BY SOMEONE SAYING TO PLAY IT BACK!! I'D ALMOST CONVINCED MYSELF IT WASN'T ABOUT ME,HEN ONE OF THE GUYS CUMMED OUT AN GAVE ME A THUMB UP!! FML

#21349710
66 comments

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On 02/04/2015 at 2:28pm - work - by fxck (woman) -

TODAY... I HAD A ONE NIGHT STAND. AFTER HOLDING IN MAH FARTS ALL NIGHT AS IS DONE... I DECIDED ENOUGH WAS ENOUGH AND TO CALMLY LET ONE SLIP OUT. ONE DID NOT CALMLY SLIP OUT INSTEAD I SHIT MYSELF IN HER BED. I WAS NAKED AT THE TIME SO WAS UNABLE TO HIDE IT. MEGA FML

#21346279
122 comments

I agree, your life sucks (29436) - you deserved it (13026)

On 01/29/2015 at 4:17pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United Kingdom (London, City of)



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