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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Monday 1 February 1993 (21 years)
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  • Number of visits : 17877
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About puppyeyes56 : im a teenage, im in highschool ; grade 10. I enjoy life.

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Today, I locked my keys in my car. After spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour, the guy showed up, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and asked, "You couldn't just reach in?" I forgot I left the window open. FML

#1054531
135 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10511) - you deserved it (98816)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out, I felt someone grab my knee; I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes, nearly 25 people were staring at me. The lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

#1050390
72 comments

I agree, your life sucks (41507) - you deserved it (6643)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

#966989
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51407) - you deserved it (18155)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

#965793
102 comments

I agree, your life sucks (78683) - you deserved it (3036)

On 04/14/2009 at 7:18am - work - by hcfan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179
739 comments

I agree, your life sucks (771390) - you deserved it (82771)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)



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