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puppyeyes56
  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 31 January 1993 (19 years)
  • Number of visits : 17588
  • Number of comments : 28
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 3 posted

About puppyeyes56 : im a teenage, im in highschool ; grade 10. I enjoy life.

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Today, I locked my keys in my car, after spending 20 minutes on the phone with AAA, and then waiting a half hour the guy showed up to unlock my car, he stuck his hand in the drivers side window and said " You couldn't just reach in"? I forgot I left he window open. FML

#1054531 (155)

I agree, your life sucks (7528) - you deserved it (73946)

On 04/17/2009 at 12:49pm - misc - by .... (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I was having a dream that I was climbing out of a well. While almost out I felt someone grab my knee, I screamed loud in terror. When I opened my eyes nearly 25 people we're starring at me, and the lady across from me apologized for hitting me with her bag. I was on the C-train. FML

#1050390 (87)

I agree, your life sucks (33997) - you deserved it (4961)

On 04/17/2009 at 7:47am - misc - by bluemonday - Canada (Alberta)

Today, I was walking through the park eating fries. There was an old woman feeding a few pigeons. They didn't seem too interested, so I threw some fries down as I walked by to try and help her out. About 2 minutes later, I heard screaming. A huge group of pigeons were attacking the old woman. FML

#966989 (146)

I agree, your life sucks (43126) - you deserved it (13378)

On 04/14/2009 at 10:07am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, a customer came in to the Pizza store where I work and complained that the food they had purchased had a strand of black hair in it. After some deliberation, my boss decided to fire me. He is the only staff member there with black hair. I shaved my hair 2 weeks ago. FML

#965793 (108)

I agree, your life sucks (66706) - you deserved it (1954)

On 04/14/2009 at 7:18am - work - by hcfan (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I saw an elderly man fall in a crosswalk, so I jumped off my bike to help. As I helped him across, the light turned green. I then watched across a 6 lane street as someone stole my bike. FML

#86179 (668)

I agree, your life sucks (538211) - you deserved it (47602)

On 02/20/2009 at 3:29am - misc - by Mick (man) - United States (Colorado)