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Today, my grandmother introduced me to her friends as her 16-year-old granddaughter "who has never been kissed." FML

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On 01/03/2012 at 12:25am - misc - by cheese123 (woman) - United States

Today, while watching Rio, I got a boner when Blu and Jewel kissed. This is almost as pathetic as getting a boner a few days ago while watching Homer and Marge kiss on The Simpsons. I think I'm way past the point of ever getting laid. FML

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On 01/01/2012 at 1:09pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my 18-year-old son asked me if I was a virgin. I still don't know what to say to him. FML

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332 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35656) - you deserved it (6345)

On 12/27/2011 at 4:50pm - intimacy - by blegh (man) - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I stayed up until 4 am. I was waiting for both my cats to fall asleep, so I could play Santa and stuff their stockings in secret. FML

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On 12/25/2011 at 6:39am - animals - by Anonymoose (woman) - Switzerland (Zurich)

Today, I learned if you've slept with your soon to be step-brother you should tell your family. If you don't, he may blurt it out while drunk at a family barbecue. FML

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On 12/24/2011 at 1:06am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I finally met the cute guy I've been seeing around town. Bad news is, I was drunk off my ass, and when he told me his name, I burst out laughing because it's the same as my puppy's. He did not take it well. FML

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On 11/28/2011 at 10:31am - love - by Anonymous -

Today, I let my boyfriend sleep over at my house for the first time. Upon arriving, he tossed his stuff on the floor and said "I gotta take a piss, where's your shower?" FML

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On 11/27/2011 at 10:00pm - love - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Mississippi)

Today, I just woke up next to the most unpopular girl in school. Damn Vodka. FML

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