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psuedodragon
  • Town/Country : Doseedo, Canada
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (23 years)
  • Number of visits : 600
  • Number of comments : 100
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 10 posted

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Today, there was an animal rummaging around in my trashcan, so I kicked the trashcan to see what it was. The fox then chased me for three blocks to find out what I was. FML

#13781812
93 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7203) - you deserved it (17573)

On 11/09/2010 at 8:31pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I took my dogs to an empty park. While they were running around, I laid down in the grass to read a book. Someone thought I was a dead body and called the cops. The police and paramedics showed up. This is the second time it's happened. FML

#13146881
149 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25896) - you deserved it (3254)

On 09/21/2010 at 8:00pm - animals - by tracie (woman) - United States (Kansas)

Today, my friends took my phone and changed all the contact's names to characters from Harry Potter. I have over a hundred contacts and no idea who I'm talking to. I've been texting Draco Malfoy for 4 hours now. FML

#5328359
160 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15473) - you deserved it (2686)

On 09/18/2009 at 4:41am - misc - by MissMSE (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I found out that my boyfriend is cheating on me, with the same guy I was cheating on him with. FML

#3451487
534 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58589) - you deserved it (156866)

On 07/03/2009 at 10:16am - misc - by shandrith (woman) - United States (California)

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Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

#3146320
454 comments

I agree, your life sucks (177789) - you deserved it (25395)

On 06/23/2009 at 1:56pm - kids - by ....... (woman) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I gave my wife a cat. The first thing it did when it got out of the box was scratch the sh*t out of my leg. Next, it ran up to my wife and purred. She said, "Good cat." FML

#1839098
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45493) - you deserved it (7571)

On 05/11/2009 at 8:38am - animals - by prevostsrocklike - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I was on my way home when I saw a cop hiding behind a Budget truck. I immediately slowed down and prayed that he wouldn't give me a ticket. Then I realized I was walking. FML

#1490297
270 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21163) - you deserved it (70270)

On 04/30/2009 at 1:41pm - misc - by kas (woman) - United States (Indiana)

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

#837103
563 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46782) - you deserved it (127899)

On 04/06/2009 at 3:51pm - intimacy - by FML.. (woman) - China (Hebei)

Today, I was getting sick of listening to the guy in the next room over getting nasty with some girl, so I called my girlfriend to see if she wanted to go get some food. Then I heard her phone ring. Through the wall. FML

#664104
289 comments

I agree, your life sucks (364448) - you deserved it (20243)

On 03/28/2009 at 4:18pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (New York)



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