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  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (24 years)
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  • Number of visits : 1264
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I ran into my father. He was drunk and singing in the street. At 1:25pm. FML

#17635094
120 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25104) - you deserved it (2312)

On 09/01/2011 at 11:45am - misc - by DogDoingScience (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

Today, I walked into my shed to find my daughter's boyfriend asleep. He was also completely duct-taped to the ceiling, with his face painted like a clown. FML

#17628781
225 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31432) - you deserved it (2999)

On 08/31/2011 at 10:00am - kids - by piece of shed - United States (New York)

Today, I tried to close my desk drawer by hitting it with my hip, like they do in the movies. Everything on my desk fell off. FML

#17618685
110 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9652) - you deserved it (27658)

On 08/30/2011 at 2:30am - work - by rojin12 - United States (Maryland)

Today, my mother-in-law told my husband that I cannot stay in her house unless I can bring proof from a doctor that my allergy to cats is not contagious. FML

#17612876
128 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26502) - you deserved it (2109)

On 08/29/2011 at 2:47pm - animals - by anonymous - United States (New York)

Today, it's been a year since I've been with my girlfriend, and I think that I hate more things about her than I like. For instance, how she likes to throw furniture at me. FML

#17611164
153 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25694) - you deserved it (9315)

On 08/29/2011 at 8:46am - love - by True Story - Canada

Today, I went to my doctor for a check-up. It started with the doctor lifting my shirt up to check my heartbeat, and ended with my gran starting a fistfight over his "perverted ways." FML

#17592588
150 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26266) - you deserved it (2300)

On 08/27/2011 at 3:45am - health - by sad child - United States (New York)

Today, I got a text message from a number I don't know saying "I'm sorry, but I'm cheating on you, I couldn't do this in person because you're ugly when you cry." I haven't had a relationship in 6 years and I still manage to get dumped. FML

#17584361
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35643) - you deserved it (2672)

On 08/26/2011 at 7:09am - love - by j_babydoll6520 - Australia (Victoria)

Today, after waiting 3 months, I finally got my wedding dress back from the dry-cleaners. The dry cleaning lasted longer than the marriage. FML

#17583056
104 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33731) - you deserved it (8904)

On 08/26/2011 at 1:28am - love - by justmyluck - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, my mom let it slip that she was divorcing my dad. After making me promise to keep it from him and my little sisters, she had me help her with her plans to renovate the house. She intends to kick him out once it's done. FML

#17547423
98 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28223) - you deserved it (2312)

On 08/22/2011 at 12:06pm - love - by kris (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, my mom showed up completely hammered to a party I was throwing. The party was to celebrate the ten years that I've been sober. FML

#17486446
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30774) - you deserved it (2435)

On 08/16/2011 at 12:54am - health - by Jillian Drute - United States (Oklahoma)

Today, I walked outside my house to find my father in nothing but his underwear, spraying ants with ant-killer, laughing like a maniac and screaming, "Die bitches! Die!" FML

#17447180
239 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31822) - you deserved it (4279)

On 08/12/2011 at 2:17am - misc - by TuteSweet - United States (Connecticut)

Today, I informed my family of my plans to divorce my wife after catching her cheating on me twice. They bitched me out because I will not be able to survive financially or emotionally without her support. I'm a doctor. She's been unemployed for 2 straight years. FML

#17444027
146 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37522) - you deserved it (2235)

On 08/11/2011 at 8:46pm - love - by Matt - United States (Ohio)

Today, at work in a liquor store, a man came in to demand a refund because after he "drank the whole bottle of Jack" he "couldn't get it up" for his wife. He thought that alcohol was supposed to be an aphrodisiac, and blamed me personally for his "whiskey dick". FML

#17415009
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31096) - you deserved it (2674)

On 08/09/2011 at 2:24am - intimacy - by OyGeeze28 (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I went to my favorite all you can eat buffet. The cook tapped my shoulder and told me to stop eating. FML

#17410703
162 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26604) - you deserved it (14337)

On 08/08/2011 at 7:58pm - health - by Kathryn - United States (New York)

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because of a bad haircut. She was the one who cut my hair. FML

#17383595
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33893) - you deserved it (3659)

On 08/06/2011 at 12:58am - love - by meach - United States (Pennsylvania)



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