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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Friday 6 April 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
  • Number of visits : 1234
  • Number of comments : 101
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 11 posted

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Today, I went to the beach with a friend. We'd forgotten to get our towels out of the SUV, so I rushed back to the parking lot. I opened the passenger-side door and climbed in to begin my search. After ten seconds or so, I realized I'd busted into someone else's car. FML

#19954637
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (18551) - you deserved it (5925)

On 07/18/2012 at 1:00pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)

Today, my husband announced that he wants to separate emotionally. Meanwhile, he still wants me to cook and clean for him while he dates his new girlfriend. FML

#19522114
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (38457) - you deserved it (2878)

On 04/24/2012 at 2:18pm - misc - by anonymous - United States

Today, I caught my boyfriend of two years cheating on me. Instead of the usual excuses, he panicked and claimed he was my boyfriend's long-lost twin brother. He even tried to put on a fake accent. FML

#17779668
154 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37657) - you deserved it (3285)

On 09/19/2011 at 10:26am - love - by Anonymous - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I was at Wal-Mart walking around when I slipped on some water and twisted my ankle. As I was getting up, a man comes up to me and said "There's some water on the floor, watch out." FML

#17770342
117 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25277) - you deserved it (3101)

On 09/18/2011 at 5:20am - misc - by yeahhhhhommmie (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I started my first day as a waitress. After getting my ass slapped, drinks and food spilled over me, and being tripped by a bratty kid, my tips were stolen. FML

#17764475
131 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33112) - you deserved it (2225)

On 09/17/2011 at 1:13pm - work - by RebekahBrooke - United States

Today, I had leg surgery. While I was recovering in the hospital, my boyfriend dumped me. I then had to ride home, a 2 hour drive, listening to my mother and aunt tell me he was the best thing to happen to me and I will never find a better man. Then the morphine wore off. FML

#17762590
108 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39743) - you deserved it (2290)

On 09/17/2011 at 3:44am - love - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, my daughter-in-law revealed to me that she caught my husband having an affair with her best friend. This was five years ago, and she is only telling me now because he stopped paying her the blackmail money to keep her mouth shut. FML

#17761780
116 comments

I agree, your life sucks (35184) - you deserved it (2306)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:43am - love - by cheated (woman) - United States (California)

Today, my daughter spoke her first words. Her dad had been practicing with her for weeks in secret. She crawled to me and said, "I poop." FML

#17761729
78 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25258) - you deserved it (4148)

On 09/17/2011 at 12:36am - kids - by applesmama - United States (Tennessee)

Today, my family came to see me in my first acting role in Romeo and Juliet. It all went reasonably well for the first half hour or so, after which my seemingly shitfaced aunt started heckling and saying "that's what she said" after every line, before eventually being thrown out by security. FML

#17760005
52 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23506) - you deserved it (2012)

On 09/16/2011 at 8:25pm - work - by Mandy (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, in a desperate bid to avoid going to the doctor, my young son ran into and hid inside a cactus garden. I had to drag him out. FML

#17758284
85 comments

I agree, your life sucks (21643) - you deserved it (2445)

On 09/16/2011 at 3:26pm - kids - by Chandler - United States

Today, I was brutally run over by a man in a wheelchair. FML

#17757817
129 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23445) - you deserved it (3473)

On 09/16/2011 at 1:26pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States

Today, while teaching my high school class about astronomy, I showed them a picture of earth from space. One girl raised her hand, and asked me what the "white things" were. In other words, clouds. FML

#17757259
136 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24328) - you deserved it (2640)

On 09/16/2011 at 10:42am - kids - by Smart - United States

Today, I had my parents over at my new apartment. As I was telling them how quiet and peaceful my new place is, we could hear my neighbors talking nasty to each other before launching into a full-blown sex ordeal. FML

#17748753
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27590) - you deserved it (2676)

On 09/15/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by holler - Japan (Tokyo)

Today, behind a cabinet, I found a scratch-off lottery ticket I hadn't scratched yet. After scratching it off, I realized it's a $2,500 winner. The lottery commission won't accept it because they stopped using that game 2 years ago. FML

#17688426
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (39471) - you deserved it (11593)

On 09/07/2011 at 1:25pm - money - by BigMoney - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was digging in the backyard when my mom came out, nodded her head approvingly, and with a straight face told me it was good practice for when I inevitably go to prison. FML

#17661363
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24072) - you deserved it (3997)

On 09/04/2011 at 1:05pm - work - by mike - United States



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