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Today, I was relaxing in bed with an arm kind of behind my head, when I noticed a huge spider resting on my armpit. My sister said my screaming sounded like a "witch being burned to death" for all of 5 seconds before I realized the "spider" was just my armpit hair. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (21410) - you deserved it (10095)

On 07/29/2015 at 10:41am - misc - by fack (man) - United States (California)

Today, my dog died and I told my grandfather I wanted her to be cremated. I came home later to find him burning her in our barbecue pit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (37229) - you deserved it (4043)

On 12/06/2012 at 2:18am - animals - by psd60 - United States (Texas)



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