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protoskore

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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 February 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 611
  • Number of comments : 109
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About protoskore : common variety workaholic

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100 kick ass comments

100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!

Santa Claus

You've looked for Santa absolutely everywhere, and you managed to find him. Well done!

I moderated this!

In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!

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Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML



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