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  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 February 1976 (39 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 353
  • Number of comments : 74
  • Number of FMLs : 1 confirmed out of 3 posted

About protoskore : common variety workaholic

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I like your style

You've liked someone. How cute!

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Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.

I never take things to heart

Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.

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protoskore's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML

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