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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Sunday 29 February 1976 (38 years)
  • <3 status : Single
  • Number of visits : 97
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Today, my husband revealed that he found me drunk and shoe-less in a shrub in our front garden last night, sending dirty texts to my new employee. I've recently had my meds switched and apparently can't drink now. My husband's pissed, my shoes are gone, and I can't look the new guy in the face. FML

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