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  • Birth Date : Friday 18 August 1989 (26 years)
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Today, two of my cousins sat me down and said they wanted to give me an early Birthday present. With straight faces, they look at me and say: "we signed you up for eHarmony, and paid for 12 months." Not only do my cousins think I need help finding a boyfriend, but they think it take a year. FML


I agree, your life sucks (50609) - you deserved it (5524)

On 05/18/2009 at 4:43pm - love - by imnotTHATlonely (woman) - United States (Arkansas)

Today, I was at the water park with my boyfriend. We were getting on a two-person tube slide. As I went to sit in the front I noticed the lifeguard looking me up and down, what I assumed was him checking me out. I found out I was wrong when he said, "Heaviest in back." FML


I agree, your life sucks (52204) - you deserved it (9937)

On 05/18/2009 at 1:48am - health - by barbie (woman) - United States (Indiana)

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