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Today, while using a urinal in a very busy mall bathroom, another man unzipped his pants and attempted to use the same one as me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (49230) - you deserved it (2807)

On 06/28/2013 at 1:16am - health - by not cool (man) - Australia (Queensland)

Today, I was using a public toilet, when someone in the next stall reached under, grabbed at my low-hanging toilet paper and pulled at it at an insane speed, whispering some kind of weird chant. Then he suddenly stopped, screamed, and ran out. What the hell happened in there? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (47526) - you deserved it (3153)

On 06/13/2013 at 12:01pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Minnesota)



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