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prettypink786
  • Town/Country : need to know bases, CANADA
  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1994 (19 years)
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About prettypink786 : Canadian | 17 | love art, dancing| Dream to become an Architect And First Year University


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Today, my physics teacher asked who had implants. I raised my hand. Then he asked me to show him the implants. Shocked at his request I called him a perv. I later discovered he meant dental implants as he was teaching x rays not breast implants. FML

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On 03/07/2009 at 8:40am - misc - by Noname - Pakistan (Islamabad)

Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML

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