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  • Birth Date : Thursday 9 June 1994 (20 years)
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About prettypink786 : Canadian | 17 | love art, dancing| Dream to become an Architect And First Year University


-FUCK YOU, for not msging me after visiting my profile :@
hope you have a crappy day, thanks :) tehe ily (not really cause you could be a creeper..and creepers are a "no, no"! )

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Today, my cat tried to kill me. While I was sleeping, he put his paws on either side of my face and laid down, covering my nose and mouth. While I was struggling to free myself, I could hear my sister laughing next to me. FML

#15051806
144 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26552) - you deserved it (4350)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:45pm - animals - by Michelle - United States (California)

Today, I found out the girl I gave my virginity to gave me gonorrhea. FML

#15051714
171 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46031) - you deserved it (18207)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Infected (man) - United States (Texas)

Today, I had all of my wisdom teeth removed. After the anesthesia wore off, I asked how long the procedure took, and the nurse told me a little less than an hour. Apparently I thought this was hilarious and started laughing, which ripped my new stitches. FML

#15051482
43 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25984) - you deserved it (4900)

On 02/20/2011 at 12:04pm - health - by bouncekitty - United States (Illinois)

Today, I woke up to an angry snake trying to climb the leg of my bed. My bedroom was closed all day yesterday. It must have gotten in my room days ago. FML

#15048725
80 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26571) - you deserved it (2694)

On 02/20/2011 at 3:35am - misc - by Katie - Reserved

Today, I threw my brand new iPhone 4 in the air whilst laying on my bed. It came down, went through my fingers, landed on my balls, then broke on the concrete floor. FML

#15045692
249 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9519) - you deserved it (73812)

On 02/19/2011 at 9:03pm - misc - by breakinphones - United States (Arizona)

Today, I woke up next to my best friend after lots of drinking and the best sex I've ever had in my life. The only problem is we're both straight males. FML

#15042917
197 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49252) - you deserved it (40959)

On 02/19/2011 at 4:29pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Ohio)

Today, I was having the best sex with my husband, and right when I reached climax, he shouted "Abracadabra!" FML

#15038049
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (33318) - you deserved it (6703)

On 02/19/2011 at 8:12am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Texas)

Today, I went to my boyfriend's house and sat around while he played video games. He turned to me and could see I was annoyed. Then he told his friends on XBox Live that he needed a 10 minute break to have sex with me. FML

#15034868
211 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37841) - you deserved it (7787)

On 02/19/2011 at 12:22am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, my boyfriend renamed all the contacts in my phone to see if I'd notice. Thanks to him, I've been sending dirty texts to my boss. The worst part is my boss was responding back. FML

#15016068
83 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45910) - you deserved it (5367)

On 02/17/2011 at 1:37pm - intimacy - by fmylife117 - United States

Today, my girlfriend said "It's funny how every time we have sex I'm wearing these panties." We've been having sex every day for the last six days. FML

#15002281
252 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46839) - you deserved it (6399)

On 02/16/2011 at 12:51pm - intimacy - by Lovenem (man) - United States (Indiana)

Today, my girlfriend told me she was bored. During sex. FML

#15001390
109 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31917) - you deserved it (20576)

On 02/16/2011 at 10:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I reached climax. While I was screaming, my 4 year old son comes in with his water gun because he thought I was in trouble. FML

#14860597
251 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15138) - you deserved it (53247)

On 02/06/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States

Today, I took the time to make myself look nice just so that the pizza guy would think I had a life. FML

#14628920
94 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26425) - you deserved it (7720)

On 01/18/2011 at 6:07pm - misc - by sunshine19217 - United States (Florida)

Today, my extremely lazy roommate is in bed with the flu. Instead of getting up to get water, he's run the garden hose through his window, and instead of going to the bathroom, he's connected a siphon to his penis and run it to a 5-gallon bucket. I have to live with this idiot. FML

#14626510
220 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31113) - you deserved it (4579)

On 01/18/2011 at 1:35pm - health - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)

Today, at the supermarket, my mother stopped in the middle of a lane and imitated a gorilla as a way of asking me from far away if I wanted any bananas. FML

#14616201
96 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26698) - you deserved it (3853) - Translated from the french version of FML. Bon appétit!

On 01/17/2011 at 5:50pm - misc - by SkinsCastSelection - France - Chosen by the cast of Skins



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