About prettypink786 : Canadian | 17 | love art, dancing| Dream to become an Architect And First Year University
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Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML
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On 09/17/2011 at 2:56am - misc - by ironik970 - United States (Colorado)
Today, my boyfriend proposed by painting his chest with "marry me?" and an arrow going down. The ring was attached to his penis with a string. FML
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On 09/14/2011 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by ohmaigawd (woman) - Argentina
Today, my elderly father-in-law grabbed my breasts in the pool at a family gathering. I'd let it go as an accident if this wasn't the 4th time it happened today. FML
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On 05/01/2011 at 10:30am - intimacy - by nothanks - United States (Texas)
Today, I was texting a girl I like. Every message she sent came ten minutes after I sent her a message. When I told her "I've to go", she responded almost instantly with an "Ok, bye". FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 9:43am - love - by AuraOfJustice - United States
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 5:53am - misc - by Nerrh - Australia (Victoria)
Today, I realized that my boss is able to read all the emails my coworker and I send each other. Most of them are about how she is such a shitty boss. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 3:34am - work - by mommyfairy - United States
Today, it was the début of the high school musical I was in. When two others and I sang the word "Hell", my mother yelled at us for using that language, while the musical was still going, and dragged me off stage. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:14am - kids - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Missouri)
Today, my boyfriend said he wanted to try something new. By something new, it was to put flour in my butt and see what would happen if I farted. FML
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On 03/12/2011 at 12:10am - intimacy - by Username - United States
Today, I was prescribed medicine for anxiety. Without it, my stomach churns all day. With it, I shake uncontrollably and my eyes twitch. Now I have to choose between diarrhea and rude stares from people in public. FML
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On 03/11/2011 at 7:02pm - health - by Anonymous - United States (Virginia)
Today, my friend convinced me that a staple gun doesn't work on skin. I decided to put this new piece of information to the test. FML
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On 03/08/2011 at 10:50am - misc - by ouch (woman) - United Kingdom (London)
Today, while getting it on with my boyfriend, I decided to be spontaneous and do something sexy. I started taking his underwear off with my teeth. My teeth dragged over his shaft, and my braces cut up his foreskin in the process. Now he's not talking to me. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 12:32pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I told my boyfriend I was leaving him because he's cheating on me. He then told me he will die without me. When I said that I didn't care, he said 'OK. I'll kill myself!' and then held his breath in attempt to suffocate himself. I can't believe I dated this idiot. FML
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On 03/01/2011 at 8:24am - intimacy - by WhyMe? -
Today, I was babysitting a little girl. We were colouring, and she told me she wanted to draw a picture of me. After she was done, she showed me the picture. I'm drawn as a fat cow. The worst part is, the picture actually looks kinda like me. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 12:48pm - kids - by Anonymous - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my boyfriend walked in on me in the bathroom. That's how he found out that I wax my nipples. FML
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On 02/21/2011 at 8:07am - intimacy - by weezer - United States
Today, I had my buddies over for a few beers and, trying to be cool, I told my wife to get out of the living room and back in the kitchen. I felt smug, right up until she said, "Why? Your mom doesn't need to be turned over for another 20 minutes, dick." FML
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