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Today, I found out that I was not adopted and in fact my parents are my biological parents. How did I find out? Over dinner. How long have I been believing I was adopted? 22 years. Why did I start believing I was adopted? My siblings thought it would be a funny joke. My mom played along. FML
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On 02/11/2010 at 7:22am - misc - by Biological (man) - United States (California)
Today, I found out that you can get arrested for holding up a 'free hugs' sign. FML
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On 02/02/2010 at 8:16pm - misc - by nonameLiz (woman) - United States (Georgia)
Today, my stepdad did a crap in the shape of the number 2, took a picture of it and showed it to all my friends at my party, while we were eating. FML
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On 01/01/2010 at 6:12am - misc - by Moosh - Australia (Queensland)
Today, while at a hotel for vacation with my brother and his wife, I was watching their two-month old daughter in the waterpark when a woman came up to me and said, "Aww your kid is so adorable! Don't worry, you'll get your figure back in no time." I'm a fourteen year old girl. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 9:14pm - kids - by Shannon (woman) - United States (Louisiana)
Today, my friends were all talking about the first time they bought condoms. I can still remember the first time I bought them; in fact they are unopened and expired in my bedside table. FML
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On 09/26/2009 at 4:00am - misc - by vcarder - United Kingdom
Today, my daughter used the kids potty chair on her own for the first time. Bad: The bucket was not in it so poo hit the floor. Good: she tried to clean it... Bad: with her socks. Good: she decided to clean the socks. Bad: she used the wall. Good: she finally called dad. FML
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On 09/10/2009 at 3:51am - kids - by Udxero (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went out with my family and boyfriend for dinner. We were all having a good time, and suddenly at the end of dinner he decides to kneel down on one knee, take out an engagement ring, and say "I choose you, Pikachu," with a straight face. He was serious. FML
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On 09/04/2009 at 10:19pm - love - by mandy (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was driving my little sister to school. She really didn't wanna go and was throwing a tantrum in the car. When we stopped at a red light, my sister notices a police man giving a ticket to another driver. She rolled down her window and screamed "Help me! I'm being kidnapped by a murderer!" FML
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On 08/19/2009 at 12:22am - misc - by Amara1717 (woman) - United States (Colorado)
Today, while working as a parking booth attendant I decided to be nice and offer a woman free parking. I said, "give me a high five and I'll give you free parking since I already did the paper work." She said, "I'd rather pay," with a really disgusted look. I also had to redo the paper work. FML
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On 08/14/2009 at 8:19pm - work - by ParkingGuy (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, a very good platonic friend of mine said he had a question to ask me. Jokingly, I threw my arms around his neck and said 'Oh yes, yes, a thousand times yes!' When I sat back down, I saw tears in his eyes, and he said 'You've made me the happiest man alive' as he pulled a small box out of his coat. FML
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On 08/06/2009 at 5:25pm - love - by dundundadumb (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, I went to the water park, and got in a line on a staircase to get on a waterslide. A couple minutes in, I feel a large amount of warm liquid drip on my head. Seconds later, a crying girl was being lead down the stairs being told that 'everyone wets themselves sometimes'. FML
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On 07/12/2009 at 12:08am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my girlfriend and I were exchanging some naughty pictures. I accidentally sent one to everybody on my contacts, including my ex, my boss, and even Pizza Hut. FML
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On 06/20/2009 at 3:08pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Iowa)
Today, I had my high school reunion. The nerdy guy that I picked on all 4 years had married a Swedish supermodel, then divorced her for a Brazilian supermodel. My girlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML
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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)
Today, my dad told me he has been dating my boyfriend's mom while I was away at college. They have gotten pretty serious, and are thinking about getting married. I might be dating my stepbrother. FML
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On 03/20/2009 at 4:09pm - love - by Cindy (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I was walking along the street and passed a young couple. Over my shoulder I heard the girl say to her boyfriend "Would you still love me if I looked like her?" FML
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On 03/07/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by Pissed Off (woman) - Australia (New South Wales)
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