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  • Title : Miss
  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (21 years)
  • Number of visits : 17722
  • Number of comments : 279
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Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to be a diplomat, I slowly say "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (53416) - you deserved it (418805)

On 03/26/2009 at 3:19am - misc - by Tourist (man) - United States (California)

Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

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On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (55326) - you deserved it (215955)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)



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