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  • Birth Date : Sunday 12 January 1992 (22 years)
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Today, my girlfriend was giving me head while I was watching Star Trek and I accidentally called her Spock. FML

#279733
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I agree, your life sucks (54278) - you deserved it (314570)

On 03/12/2009 at 5:30am - intimacy - by Noname (man) - New Zealand (Canterbury)

Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (71100) - you deserved it (282561)

On 03/01/2009 at 4:08am - intimacy - by Sad (man) - United States (California)



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