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premiermois's favorite FMLs
Today, while at the Golden Gate Bridge, I spotted a large group of Asians trying to take a picture. Trying to help, I slowly say, "You... want me... take picture?" while using hand motions. The man looks at me and says, "No thanks asshole, I got it," in plain English. FML
by Tourist / 03/26/2009 at 3:19am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous
by Noname / 03/12/2009 at 5:30am / New Zealand (Canterbury) / Intimacy
Today, I was typing up a love letter on my computer. A sexual love letter. I was in a classroom, I'm the teacher, I'm gay, and my love letter showed up on the tv screen while my 7th grade students were taking a test. It was up on the screen for 15 minutes. FML
by Sad / 03/01/2009 at 4:08am / United States (California) / Intimacy
- Today, I’m on vacation in Tunisia. Having trouble with the heat at night, I tried sleeping outside… Today, returning home, I found my roommate trying one of my bras. When he saw my shocked face, the… Today, on the road in China, I committed a small offense. A cop saw me, stopped me and told me that…