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  • Number of visits : 50298
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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

#798
107 comments

I agree, your life sucks (15127) - you deserved it (74674)

On 01/07/2009 at 6:56pm - intimacy - by Lou Czar - United States (Oregon)

Today, my boss called me in to tell me I had got a raise. I bought a $1500 Chanel bag. Two hours later he called me in to tell me he was kidding. FML

#792
133 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16195) - you deserved it (40614)

On 01/07/2009 at 4:54pm - money - by Perdedor - United States (New York)

Today, I fell in love with a girl on the internet, she's great and funny. She says she's 16, but everyone keeps telling me she's only 11 and that I'm a pedophile. FML

#781
86 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7548) - you deserved it (35510)

On 01/07/2009 at 3:17pm - love - by Sidney - United Kingdom (London)

Today, I have my new iPod Touch, and I'm walking down the street. Since it's really cold, I'm wearing gloves. At some point, I want to change the song, and don't want to remove my gloves. I try changing the song with my nose, for about 3 minutes, until I realize I look really stupid. FML

#665
75 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 2:09pm - misc - by Ulysse - United Kingdom (Oxfordshire)

Today, I was playing GTA4 and went on its fake dating site to email a girl to go on a date with. I've never had much luck with dating in real life, so I figured the game would be more kind to me. After a while I went back to check my email, and the fake girl I'd propositioned told me to get lost. FML

#663
40 comments

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On 01/01/2009 at 1:22pm - love - by Danno - United States (Louisiana)

Today, I dressed in my sexiest clothes to meet my new boyfriend at a restaurant. As I was a bit early, I took the opportunity to smoke a cigarette outside while I waited. The restaurant owner came out and said, "Hey, you. Go and 'work' somewhere else, please." FML

#600
75 comments

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On 12/26/2008 at 1:32am - misc - by Lola - Sent from mobile version

Today, I wanted to see if the frying pan was hot. I no longer have fingerprints. FML

#518
115 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7292) - you deserved it (50676)

On 12/15/2008 at 12:36am - misc - by bip - Sent from mobile version

Today, I opened my laptop in the train to watch a good film I had downloaded. Of course, it was a fake and the whole carriage was allowed to watch and hear five seconds of butt licking. FML

#499
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (16787) - you deserved it (9891)

On 12/12/2008 at 1:05am - misc - by Jumanji - Sent from mobile version

Today, in front of a hospital, I noticed that an old lady was having trouble lighting her cigarette because she had Parkison's. So I went to help her to light it up and she then started chatting with me and told me she had lung cancer. FML

#440
32 comments

I agree, your life sucks (24033) - you deserved it (6123)

On 12/03/2008 at 1:11am - health - by Anto - Sent from mobile version

Today, whilst chatting with my mum on MSN, she unintentionally sent me an animated emoticon of a penis jerking off repeatedly. I don't even want to know the type of conversation she was having. FML

#375
30 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37057) - you deserved it (2372)

On 11/23/2008 at 4:24am - intimacy - by Dina - Sent from mobile version

Today, I gave my son a row for losing a very important paper that I need for my work. I've just found it in my right pocket. FML

#267
49 comments

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On 11/10/2008 at 7:06am - kids - by Daddy - Sent from mobile version

Today, everyone thought that I was the one who farted in the lift. FML

#251
37 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30756) - you deserved it (4826)

On 11/08/2008 at 2:51am - misc - by Kat - Sent from mobile version

Today, I've learnt that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML

#51
47 comments

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On 10/26/2008 at 8:07am - love - by etsl - Sent from mobile version

Today, I woke up and switched on the TV. The first thing I saw was a picture of a wanted rapist, who looks just like me. I'm afraid to leave home. FML

#8
238 comments

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On 10/13/2008 at 4:20am - misc - by mehdi -



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