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Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)
Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML
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On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)
Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)
Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)
Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)
Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)
Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML
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On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)
Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I hid my credit card from myself so I wouldn't use it. Now I can't find it. FML
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On 01/27/2009 at 11:47am - money - by dannij08 - United States (California)
Today, I got caught stealing lollies. I am 25. FML
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On 01/26/2009 at 8:28am - misc - by Timmy - Sent from mobile version
Today, my boyfriend asked me to set up his new Mac and transfer all the pictures from his old notebook. Seems like he forgot that when he went on vacation 2 months ago he took pictures of him getting it on with another guy. We've been together for 3 years and just moved in together. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 8:07am - love - by theamericandream - United States (Illinois)
Today, I was getting hot, so I jumped, naked, into the pool. As soon as I got in, it started hailing. I got hit with blocks of ice in places no man should. FML
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On 01/25/2009 at 2:38am - misc - by hailedout - South Africa (Gauteng)
Today, I made a Craigslist ad looking for hot and horny women that wanted some. I only got one reply, from another guy asking me if this kind of thing actually works. FML
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On 01/24/2009 at 6:52pm - misc - by Farva - United States (Michigan)
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