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Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 5:39am - work - by Xpresss - United States (California)
Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm - misc - by achtung - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:53am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (New York)
Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)
Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML
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On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)
Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)
Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)
Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)
Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)
Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML
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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)
Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)
Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML
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On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)
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