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potentpotable
  • Town/Country : Toronto, Canada
  • Title : Mister
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  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

#4487
29 comments

I agree, your life sucks (25796) - you deserved it (1248)

On 02/01/2009 at 5:43am - misc - by leez - United States (Virginia)

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

#4463
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54724) - you deserved it (2322)

On 02/01/2009 at 3:54am - intimacy - by Jack - United Kingdom (London)

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

#4321
36 comments

I agree, your life sucks (30762) - you deserved it (3828)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm - money - by Noname - United States (California)

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

#4312
42 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20493) - you deserved it (2310)

On 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm - misc - by HumanNature - Canada (Ontario)

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

#4288
79 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm - misc - by joe - United States (California)

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

#4219
44 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm - misc - by losingstreak - United States (Massachusetts)

Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

#4150
16 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
54 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
105 comments

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On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
44 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

#3854
19 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
45 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
57 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
11 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22125) - you deserved it (1472)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
87 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23298) - you deserved it (2362)

On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)



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