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  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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Today, I am sick with a cold and I go to the most important interview of my life. A giant glob of wet snot comes out of my nose when I am expressing my desire to join their team. FML

#4150
17 comments

I agree, your life sucks (26306) - you deserved it (2085)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:20pm - work - by Larry - United States (California)

Today, I was collecting on a bet I had with a buddy on a sports game. He owed me lunch. I have a huge crush on the waitress and told him. She asked if we wanted the checks split and he said, "No, my boyfriend doesn't have any money." FML

#4148
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31617) - you deserved it (5649)

On 01/31/2009 at 1:19pm - love - by MichiganExile - United States (Michigan)

Today, I have been reading FML for 12 hours. FML

#4028
112 comments

I agree, your life sucks (42486) - you deserved it (16120)

On 01/31/2009 at 8:51am - misc - by ayw329 - United States (Illinois)

Today, I broke up with my boyfriend. I called him around two minutes after that, and he had already fallen asleep. FML

#3910
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8645) - you deserved it (32945)

On 01/30/2009 at 8:57pm - love - by grreeatttt - United States (California)

Today, I found out that my assistant is now my manager. FML

#3854
23 comments

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On 01/30/2009 at 5:57pm - work - by thatsillegal - United States (New York)

Today, I got in a huge fight with my mom. So, I went to my room and locked myself in there and played loud music so I didn't have to hear her. She then decides to yell at me over facebook. Shortly after, I log out of Facebook. She then starts yelling at me on Yahoo. Damn technology. FML

#3491
46 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 7:45pm - misc - by blarg - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend and accidentally called her Brad (one of my roomates name) when I came. Now her and her friends think i'm gay and my roomate Brad moved out. FML

#3435
58 comments

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On 01/29/2009 at 4:44pm - intimacy - by GavinHosler - United States (Michigan)

Today, I found an ad for my job at my company on an online job board. FML

#3292
14 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28260) - you deserved it (2029)

On 01/29/2009 at 8:06am - work - by Noname - United States (District of Columbia)

Today, my nephew asked me how babies are made. I thought he'd had this chat with his mom, but I went in to it again. After a 20 minute 'discussion', he says "So what about the good stuff - get to the blowjobs and the lesbians." He's 11. FML

#3221
92 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 9:31pm - intimacy - by epistaxis - Australia (Queensland)

Today, when I was at my girlfriend's house, I farted and blamed it on the cat. I forgot the cat died 2 weeks ago. FML

#3203
22 comments

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On 01/28/2009 at 8:05pm - animals - by kittydead - Canada (Ontario)

Today, on my 18th birthday, my mom told me the man I thought was my father for 18 years was actually not my father, and my real father was in prison for murder. FML

#3036
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49863) - you deserved it (1960)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:42am - misc - by kiddo - United States (Illinois)

Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML

#3026
51 comments

I agree, your life sucks (8270) - you deserved it (30511)

On 01/28/2009 at 10:00am - misc - by hypebeast - United States (New York)

Today, I was discussing my family heritage with my girlfriend's parents. The moment I told them that I came from a German background, her seven-year-old brother pointed at me and yelled, "HITLER!" FML

#3008
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (27898) - you deserved it (2969)

On 01/28/2009 at 8:38am - misc - by razzmataz - United States (California)

Today, I woke up at 5:15, snow blowed and salted the driveway for over an hour, left early and drove an hour on shitty roads just to get to work on time only to be laid off. FML

#2983
23 comments

I agree, your life sucks (36787) - you deserved it (1744)

On 01/28/2009 at 7:13am - work - by Noname - United States (Missouri)

Today, I picked up my cat and it went wild because I didn't know he was sleeping. I ended with with several cuts, and one on my wrist. Later a kid in my high school saw my wrist and told my guidance counselor who told my parents. Now everyone thinks I'm either a liar, attention whore, or emo. FML

#2835
79 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28406) - you deserved it (2920)

On 01/27/2009 at 12:44pm - animals - by Anizzaf - United States (Massachusetts)



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