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Today, I decided to send my boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to my dad and got a text back saying, "You definitely take after your mom." FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)
Today, I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on my jeans so I wiped it off with my finger and licked it. It was bird shit. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I got fired from my job. I worked for my parents. FML
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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)
Today, I fell asleep. I felt something on my face. I batted it away. It was my hamster. It died from a concussion upon hitting the wall. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)
Today, I discovered my mom has over 20 sites bookmarked on her laptop, all having to do with 'How To Boost Your Insecure Teen's Confidence' or 'How To Help Your Overweight Teen Have A Positive Self Image'. Thanks, mommy. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)
Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said "That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream." FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)
Today, I told my girlfriend that I didn't feel wanted. Then she talked about how her cat puked on the carpet. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, I was singing to my cat and she reached up and put her paw over my mouth. FML
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)
Today, a woman walked out of the Humane Society with a cat carrier. I said, "Oh did you adopt him?" She walked past and started crying. She had just brought her cat in to be euthanized. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 6:19pm - animals - by Ves (woman) - United States (Oregon)
Today, I found FML for the first time in class, and literally laughed out loud in the middle of the lecture in front of 200 classmates. Today's lecture? The cruelties of slavery. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 5:55pm - work - by kprice6 (woman) - United States (North Carolina)
Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 12:22pm - intimacy - by Merdoc (man) - United States (Indiana)
Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML
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On 02/03/2009 at 10:25am - misc - by baller12 (man) - United States (California)
Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm - love - by JD (man) - United States (Virginia)
Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 8:25am - love - by bewitched and bothered - United States (California)
Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML
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On 02/02/2009 at 7:56am - intimacy - by Nikki (woman) - United States (Texas)
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