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  • Number of visits : 53411
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

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potentpotable's favorite FMLs

Today, my girlfriend's guinea pig managed to go down her shirt. I have been dating her for 3 weeks and I haven't even kissed her yet. FML

by Merdoc / 02/03/2009 at 12:22pm / United States (Indiana) / Intimacy

Today, I finally got the guts to walk out of class 30 min. early only to find that the back door was locked. As I stood there like an idiot trying to get it open, all 200 people in my class turned to laugh. My professor stared at me. I then walked back to my seat sat down and unpacked. FML

by baller12 / 02/03/2009 at 10:25am / United States (California) / Miscellaneous

Today, I went out on a date with a girl for the first time. I opened her car door for her and then slammed her leg in it upon closing. She will be in a cast for 6 weeks. FML

by JD / 02/02/2009 at 12:23pm / United States (Virginia) / Love

Today, my boyfriend went into great detail over the Tiffany's jewelry he painstakingly selected for his previous girlfriends on their birthday. I got hand towels. In powder blue. From Target. FML

by bewitched and bothered / 02/02/2009 at 8:25am / United States (California) / Love

Today, I sent my boyfriend some nude pics of me. Later I get a text from my dad asking me when I had gotten a tattoo. FML

by Nikki / 02/02/2009 at 7:56am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

Today, I came into work with a new hair cut and so far everyone has asked me If I lost a bet. FML

by Xpresss / 02/02/2009 at 5:39am / United States (California) / Work

Today, I am staying with my grandmother and overheard her having phone sex. FML

by epistaxis / 02/01/2009 at 7:43pm / Australia (Queensland) / Intimacy

Today, I had to use my friend's toilet. His pretty cute sister was in the kitchen adjoining the bathroom, so I smiled and said hi on my way through. I then had the loudest and most vile-sounding shit of my life. FML

by achtung / 02/01/2009 at 6:57pm / United States (Connecticut) / Miscellaneous

Today, I slept with this new guy for the first time. After sex, he said the doggie style position was fun, it made him wonder what it would be like to rape a girl. FML

by anonymous / 02/01/2009 at 5:53am / United States (New York) / Intimacy

Today, my roommate has gone home for the weekend. She forgot to turn her alarm clock off. Her door is locked. FML

by leez / 02/01/2009 at 5:43am / United States (Virginia) / Miscellaneous

Today, I was playing with 3 kids I look after. The middle one has just learned about sex and started chanting that I had done it with the eldest as a joke. We were in the garden and the neighbours heard. Now I am fired, have to leave the house and am being investigated by the police. FML

by Jack / 02/01/2009 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (London) / Intimacy

Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML

by Noname / 01/31/2009 at 7:15pm / United States (California) / Money

Today, I was waiting after work in a parking lot for my ride and was dancing a little to keep warm. Next thing I know the cops pull up to me and said that someone called in to report someone dancing in an empty parking lot. FML

by HumanNature / 01/31/2009 at 7:01pm / Canada (Ontario) / Transportation

Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML

by joe / 01/31/2009 at 6:14pm / United States (California) / Love

Today, I was looking at porn on my laptop when my mom came into my room to talk to me. After she finished what she was saying, she paused and said "you know I can see the reflection of your computer screen in your glasses". FML

by losingstreak / 01/31/2009 at 3:47pm / United States (Massachusetts) / Miscellaneous