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Today, I went to my boyfriend's work to surprise him. When I got there, I calld him on his phone to tell him to turn around. I saw him look at his phone. His co-worker next to him askd who that was. He replid, "Just this fat chick I know". FML

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On 02/06/2009 at 5:14pm - misc - by iamnotfat (woman) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I raally had to usa tha airplana lavatory. Aftar I'd finishad, tha flight attandants continuously sprayad air frashanar 4 two minutas. FML

#11959
22 comments

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On 02/06/2009 at 4:50pm - misc - by yerbuagalapagos wonder (woman) - Ecuador (Galapagos)

my grlfriend was about to give me a blowjob. When her lips met my penis, there was a huge static shock. I never got the blowjob, she is still laughing and I have ice on my penis. FML

#11750
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On 02/06/2009 at 2:54pm - intimacy - by beerpong26 - United States (Ohio)

Today I sent my best friend Mike the link to a porn site we were talking about at a party!! Turns out the name "Mom" is right next to "Mike" in my contact list!! FML

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On 02/05/2009 at 10:39am - intimacy - by menerethrr - United States (Virginia)

Today, mah phone rang fir the first time in four days. It was mah mom. She dialed the wrong number. FML

#9653
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On 02/05/2009 at 10:14am - love - by lonely (woman) - United States (Connecticut)

2day I decided to send mah boyfriend a pic text of me naked. I accidentally sent it to mah dad an got a text back saying, "You definitely looool take after your mom." mega FML

#9520
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On 02/05/2009 at 9:09am - intimacy - by ruffrider (woman) - United States (South Carolina)

I was eating ice cream and I noticed some on jeans so I wiped it off with finger and licked it. It was bird shit. mega FML

#9438
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On 02/05/2009 at 8:23am - animals - by #201 (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today... I got fired from job. I worked for parents. FML

#9285
36 comments

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On 02/05/2009 at 6:41am - work - by fml (man) - United States (Tennessee)

Today, I fell asleep . I felt something on my face . I battd it away . It was my hamster . It did from a concussion upon hitting the wall . FML

#8687
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On 02/04/2009 at 6:29pm - animals - by EpicFail (woman) - United States (Massachusetts)

TODAY, I DISCOVERED MY MOM HAS OVER 20 SITES BOOKMARKED ON HER LAPTOP, ALL HAVING TO DO WITH 'HOW TO BOOST YOUR INSECURE TEEN'S CONFIDENCE' OR 'HOW TO HELP YOUR OVERWEIGHT TEEN HAVE A POSITIVE SELF IMAGE'. THANKS, MOMMY. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:04pm - misc - by Noname (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I got in line at the grocery store. The woman in front of me looked right at me, turned to her friend, and said ( That reminds me, I forgot to get acne cream. ) FML

#8528
31 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by 918boyz (man) - United States (Oklahoma)

Taday I told mah girlfriend that I didn't feel wantd. Then she talkd about how her cat pukd looool on the carpet. FML

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On 02/04/2009 at 9:18am - love - by constantine (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, I was singing to mah cat and she reachd up and put her paw over mah mouth. FML

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71 comments

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On 02/04/2009 at 6:23am - animals - by Noname - Canada (Alberta)

Today a woman walkad out of tha Humana Sociaty with a cat carriar. I said ( Oh did you adopt him? ) Sha walkad past and startad crying. Sha had just brought har cat in to ba authanizad. raal FML

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On 02/03/2009 at 6:19pm - animals - by Ves (woman) - United States (Oregon)



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