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Today, I put on my hazard lights, pulled over to the side of the road, and stopped traffic on a busy road to rescue a black cat that had been hit by a car. With everyone watching, I got a towel and slowly approached the cat. It was a garbage bag. FML
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On 11/25/2009 at 11:57am - animals - by TinyDancer22 (woman) - United States (Florida)
Today, I went over to my best friend's house only to have his little brother run up to us and confess his love to me. His little brother is twelve and I've tutored him for a year. I'm seventeen and male. Now my best friend thinks I 'taught' him something weird. He won't talk to me. FML
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On 11/23/2009 at 4:14pm - misc - by Yue (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I saw my cat outside taking a dump. I pulled back the curtain and watched him clean it up, because I found it fascinating that animals can do that. I must have been standing there for several minutes before I noticed the neighbour next door looking at me being fascinated by my cat pooing. FML
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On 11/22/2009 at 4:15am - animals - by jaydiv (woman) - Australia (Tasmania)
Today, I was minding a 6-year old boy. He begged me to take him somewhere. I rang his Mum, and she said I could. He picked to go to McDonald's. He ordered chicken. After his meal, he told me he was vegetarian, and wanted to try some meat while his Mum wasn't around. I got the blame. FML
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On 11/17/2009 at 9:50am - kids - by NewlyChildaphobic (woman) - Ireland (Cork)
Today, I parked my convertible in the 5 minute bay at the post office. When I came back out I noticed a bum in the front seat pretending to drive it. After shouting at him and pulling him out, he stumbled off. I was then slapped with a ticket for being parked longer than 5 minutes. FML
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On 11/15/2009 at 1:08am - misc - by John (man) - Australia (Queensland)
Today, I wore my cool new shirt with an oriental character on it to class. The Chinese TA burst into laughter and told me the shirt read, "I am a sad, pathetic person." FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 2:48pm - misc - by Molly (woman) - United States (Missouri)
Today, I noticed that in my cover letter I wrote "I also have an eye.", instead of "I also have an eye for details.", and I have been sending it out for the past few weeks. No wonder I haven't gotten any replies. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 11:52am - work - by crazylobster (woman) - Australia (Western Australia)
Today, I went to the movies. Not only did the movie end up being awful, but I came to my car to find out someone drew Squidward from "SpongeBob" with large letters spelling "I LIKE POTATOES!" on my windshield. In permanent marker. FML
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On 11/14/2009 at 6:08am - misc - by squidwardpotatoes (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I woke up at 6:00 am to the sound of somebody laying on their horn outside my apartment. I ran outside to yell at them only to find out it was my car. The horn was shortcircuting. All my neighbors stood on their porch laughing as I repeatedly punched my steering wheel to make it stop. FML
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On 11/11/2009 at 12:55am - misc - by carsuck (woman) - United States (Texas)
Today, my credit card number was stolen. The thief used it to purchase identity theft protection. FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 8:17pm - money - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Connecticut)
Today, I got a new CD player for my car and an alarm installed for added security. After work, I saw my windows smashed, the CD player gone, the alarm wires cut, and a note that said, "Try again." FML
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On 11/10/2009 at 2:18pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States
Today, I watched my car roll backwards on the freeway, while attached to the tow truck that I was sitting in. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 11:06pm - misc - by ljd09 (woman) - United States (California)
Today, I was pulled over and was given a $300 ticket for going 90mph on a 70mph highway. The cop swore he saw my silver car darting in and out of traffic. A couple of minutes earlier that exact car had passed me while I was following the speed limit. FML
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On 11/03/2009 at 1:00pm - misc - by wrongcar - United States (Kansas)
Today, the police came to my door and told me about a woman who called the cops on me because she said that I had been following her in my car. We were on the highway. FML
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On 11/02/2009 at 11:33pm - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (British Columbia)
Today, I am not allowed to have any of my candy because of my sister's weight problem. FML
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On 11/01/2009 at 1:02pm - misc - by looloogirl (woman) - United States (Texas)
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