Submit your FML story

  • - Concept: An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick:
Categories :
Man or woman?

potentpotable

Search for a member

potentpotable

0Liked!

  • Town/Country : Not specified
  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Not specified
  • <3 status : Not specified
  • Number of visits : 49643
  • Number of comments : 95
  • Number of FMLs : 0 confirmed out of 2 posted

About potentpotable : Please visit

http://AngryChineseDriver.com!

potentpotable's page activity

Visits<b>sadieloretta</b> - the 03/25/2015 at 6:30am<b>csmiles</b> - the 03/09/2015 at 3:03am<b>Honeydip804</b> - the 03/02/2015 at 1:19am<b>Count_Coolness</b> - the 02/07/2015 at 12:53am<b>901_khad</b> - the 12/13/2014 at 7:22am<b>saf99me</b> - the 12/11/2014 at 6:42am<b>LyonDetreny</b> - the 12/06/2014 at 10:07am<b>rocker_chick23</b> - the 12/04/2014 at 3:56pm<b>mathen</b> - the 09/04/2014 at 4:03am<b>michael_rahon</b> - the 08/28/2014 at 11:18pm<b>hotbutthurttoast</b> - the 06/01/2014 at 11:21pm<b>SirRaulB</b> - the 04/25/2014 at 1:43pm<b>sarah1024</b> - the 03/27/2014 at 7:29am<b>thisguy184</b> - the 03/09/2014 at 1:41am<b>tigerfish</b> - the 03/02/2014 at 2:00pm<b>harrrrlie</b> - the 02/21/2014 at 11:40pm<b>atari77</b> - the 01/18/2014 at 12:17am<b>Jaaared_</b> - the 12/10/2013 at 12:02pm

potentpotable's FML badges

How depressing, no badges acquired at all. :/

potentpotable's favorite FMLs

Today, I walked to my local McDonald's. I spent the last 7 dollars I had on my meal. As I began to walk back to my dorm, I was mugged. I explained to them I had no money, so they stole my food. FML

#1936561
91 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46365) - you deserved it (3241)

On 05/14/2009 at 5:23pm - misc - by Aaron (man) - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, I am wearing a panda suit for the promotion of the restaurant I work at. FML

#1925712
261 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53120) - you deserved it (14816)

On 05/14/2009 at 8:40am - work - by Anonymous (man) - Australia (Victoria)

Today, I graduated from college and my parents gave me an apple. Not the computer, the fruit. FML

#1901911
205 comments

I agree, your life sucks (62901) - you deserved it (5065)

On 05/13/2009 at 1:39pm - misc - by anon (man) - United States (Georgia)

Today, we were running late for school so my mum shouted at me to hurry up and get in the car. I put my school bags in the boot of the car and my mum drove off. It wasn't until she got to my school and told me to get out that she realised I wasn't there. FML

#1898485
89 comments

I agree, your life sucks (54080) - you deserved it (3773)

On 05/13/2009 at 8:36am - misc - by albert (woman) - United Kingdom (Hertford)

Today, I rode my bike to the store because I only had a few things to pick up. When I walked back out after five minutes, my bike was stolen. I had gone to the store to buy a new bike lock. FML

#1881750
74 comments

I agree, your life sucks (43408) - you deserved it (11466)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:11pm - misc - by getyourownbike (woman) - United States

Today, I had all four of my wisdom teeth extracted. Under anesthesia I told the dentist my entire love life and drug history in detail. FML

#1877566
142 comments

I agree, your life sucks (55886) - you deserved it (13628)

On 05/12/2009 at 4:56pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (New York)

Today, I spent hours baking a multi-layered, detailed cake from scratch for my mom's birthday. It took two seconds for my dog to devour the cake while I picked up a spoon I dropped on the floor. FML

#1868232
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (49193) - you deserved it (5948)

On 05/12/2009 at 7:16am - animals - by babyboomerang (woman) - United States (Florida)

Today, a friend and I went to Gamestop to pick up a game he wanted. I ended up buying a 17+ game, and I was prepared to show my license, but he stopped me an said, "I know you're 18". He then said, "Man, I've pretty much watched you grow up in this store." A game salesman watched me grow up. FML

Today, I installed high performance brakes on my car after fearing that my old brake system was to weak and I could get into a crash. On the test drive a car in front of me stopped short. My new brakes worked, the ones on the car behind me didn't. I now have whiplash and a totalled car. FML

#1861199
55 comments

I agree, your life sucks (46431) - you deserved it (3156)

On 05/11/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Lex (man) - United States (Florida)

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

#1815627
132 comments

I agree, your life sucks (439544) - you deserved it (60224)

On 05/10/2009 at 3:01pm - animals - by catlady (woman) - United States (Washington)

Today, I got rear-ended at a stoplight by a woman who had been doing her make-up while driving. She didn't get out to see if I was okay until she had finished perfectly applying both lipliner and gloss. FML

#1806143
71 comments

I agree, your life sucks (53778) - you deserved it (2309)

On 05/10/2009 at 5:56am - misc - by disturbed (woman) - United States (Arizona)

Today, I was supposed to catch a 4:40 flight to New York. My 5 year old son handed me my carry on bag as I left the house. Turns out he had put his older brother's BB gun into my bag to "keep me safe." I missed my flight after I was detained and strip-searched. FML

#1800346
158 comments

I agree, your life sucks (58727) - you deserved it (5669)

On 05/10/2009 at 1:05am - kids - by sucksforme. (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was kneeling down at work to do some cleaning. My co-worker said, "Oh don't your knees hurt, kneeling like that for so long?" Without thinking how it sounded, I said, "Oh no, it's not a problem. I'm on my knees all the time." He's yet to stop hitting on me. FML

#1770571
105 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20987) - you deserved it (45645)

On 05/09/2009 at 2:43am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (California)



Sophie Marie's illustrated FML

The Artist's interview

All illustrated FMLs

FML's blog

  • Sophie Marie's illustrated FML
  • Hi there Friday, great to see you again! What are we going to talk about this week? It's the same question that most people ask themselves while strolling into their usual bar on a Friday night, on their way to…

Friday 27 March 2015

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on: