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as I was watcing a DVD, I noticed a spider crawling on ma crotc area. So, I panicked and smased te spider, smasing ma nuts in te process. real FML

#2078869
131 comments

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On 05/19/2009 at 1:06pm - animals - by jrocks (man) - United States (California)

TODAY , I WAS DRIVING IN MAH VARY OWN CAR THAT I BOUGHT AND PAID 4 MYSALF , WHAN I STOPPD AT A STOP LIGHT. THAN I NOTICD THA TRUCK IN FRONT OF MA TURN ON HIS RAVARSA LIGHTS. I HONKD DASPARATALY. HA HITS MA , LOOKS OUT THA WINDOW AND SAYS "I SAA NO DAMAGA" AND DRIVAS AWAY. FML

#2072486
134 comments

I agree, your life sucks (56083) - you deserved it (3222)

On 05/19/2009 at 2:19am - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Georgia)

Today,hile going for a run in my nieghbourhood I was hit by a car not once, but twice. The second car, closely following the first, stoppd and then drove forward to see if I was all right. FML

#2071358
75 comments

I agree, your life sucks (45823) - you deserved it (2795)

On 05/19/2009 at 1:17am - health - by OUCH (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I was drunk an crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over fir seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML

#2042132
73 comments

I agree, your life sucks (37653) - you deserved it (21809)

On 05/18/2009 at 2:45am - misc - by Anonymous - Canada (British Columbia)

Today, I was walking homa from piano lassons whan I saa mah dad on a bika so I shout aftar him. Ha turns his haad around and than runs into a traa. It wasn't mah dad. FML

#2028672
54 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 8:35pm - misc - by Richocet - Canada (British Columbia)

today I ad ma ig scool reunion. Te nerdy guy tat I picked on all 4 years ad married a Swedis supermodel... ten divorced er 4 a Brazilian supermodel. My grlfriend works at 7-11. Karma sucks. FML

#2019724
649 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 4:16pm - misc - by karmasabitch (man) - United States (New York)

Today, I was coaching a little league soccer game. I was telling one of mah players to go cover another kid. I said "go cover the little yellow kid!" because he happend to be wearing a yellow shirt. He also happend to be Asian. I then got death stares from his family members. FML

#2009898
176 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 9:48am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Connecticut)

Today , I woke up to a hand rubbing mah very erect penis , an a woman's peppermint breath in mah ear!! "Mom?" I called out instinctively , recalling how she alway smell like peppermint!! The hand stopped rubbing , an I turned to face mah very disgusted looking grlfriend of three years!! FML

#2005903
227 comments

I agree, your life sucks (28957) - you deserved it (86158)

On 05/17/2009 at 2:42am - intimacy - by Ohshit (man) - United States (Texas)

Today... I was working at a grocery store when a couple of my co-workers calld a code pink in aisle 22... which means there was an attractive woman in that aisle. After hereing about how hot she was... I went over to see her 4 myself. It was my mom. FML

#2004555
104 comments

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On 05/17/2009 at 1:46am - work - by sonofmilf (man) - United States (Illinois)

Today, I was on a bike ride when a bug flew into mah eye . Not wanting to stop, I figured I would just keep that eye closed until I could cry it out . Five seconds later, a bug flew into mah other eye . FML

#2003683
82 comments

I agree, your life sucks (51192) - you deserved it (7881)

On 05/17/2009 at 1:17am - animals - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

today I was driving homa . It was lata an I wantad to gat homa so I startad spaading . I didn't wanna gat a tickat so I slowad down avarytima I saw a car that could ba a cop, judging by haadlights . Thara was a car with a bustad haadlight so I spad up . Couldn't ba a cop car . It could . $216 proof . FML

#1999194
82 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 11:13pm - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Georgia)

Today, while biking I got into a major crash with two cars. The cars were parkd. FML

#1982205
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11787) - you deserved it (53262)

On 05/16/2009 at 2:44pm - misc - by Pokerking98 - United States (Texas)

Today... I was selected to give mah speech to the entre school. I was later told it had to be censored because it was inappropriate... even though I was just trying to make a point. My speech was on political correctness. My speech on looool political correctness was censored fir political reasons. FML

#1973868
91 comments

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On 05/16/2009 at 9:06am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - Canada (Ontario)

Today I was shopping at a supermarket. As I was about to pay for my items I noticed the cashier was very cute. Trying to be nice I smiled. She smiled back and said ( Hello how are you? ) Instead of saying ( I'm good ) or ( I'm okay ) I said ( I'm gay ). FML

#1972272
190 comments

I agree, your life sucks (59248) - you deserved it (23501)

On 05/16/2009 at 5:13am - misc - by UncleRory (man) - United States (New York)



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