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Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping my front bumper as I pulled forward. Wondering what had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too. FML
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On 12/11/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)
Today, it was the last day of finals. After sleeping less than three hours in the last two days, I got in the car to go to school. For a second, I thought my steering wheel, the gas pedal, and brake pedal were all missing. That's when I realized I was sitting in the back seat. FML
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On 12/10/2009 at 8:08am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, I mailed out all my Christmas cards. As I was relaxing and being impressed with myself for being so organized this year, I saw the stack of Christmas cards on the coffee table. Everyone will be receiving an empty envelope for Christmas this year. FML
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On 12/09/2009 at 1:58pm - misc - by ChristmasCardDork (woman) - United States (Hawaii)
Today, I got stuck in the snow in the middle of street. As I was just beginning to get myself unstuck, the snow plow came by and buried the front end of my car. FML
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On 12/08/2009 at 10:03pm - misc - by HoHoSnow (woman) - United States (Nebraska)
Today, our midterm exams were returned in my urban politics class. I had studied hard and scored 86%. The blonde girl next to me got a 92. Earlier in the semester she had asked me what state Detroit was in. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 7:12pm - misc - by Postdotfuzz (man) - United States (Wisconsin)
Today, I signed up for a psych experiment. I was a damsel in distress on the side of the highway, but no one stopped. Back at the lab, another participant said a half dozen people helped her. The professor was testing how attractiveness effects altruism. I was the unattractive subject. FML
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On 12/07/2009 at 4:05pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)
Today, I woke up and found that someone had taken a dump on my car. They'd apparently felt bad about it, as they'd then keyed "sorry" into the door. FML
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On 12/06/2009 at 8:24am - misc - by flying_vegan - United Kingdom
Today, I opened up a can of tomato soup I'd taken from my parents' house recently. After eating the whole can, I started feeling a little off, so I checked the expiration date. It expired 12 years ago. FML
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On 12/05/2009 at 10:37pm - health - by soupduped (woman) - United States (Washington)
Today, I was run over by a car. My car. My 8 year old son put the car in neutral in the driveway while I was behind it. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 8:08pm - health - by qwertogo (man) - United States (Texas)
Today, I stopped by the gun store to pick up a new concealed weapon for protection. As I was leaving the store, a man came up behind me, hit me with a crowbar, and stole my gun. FML
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On 12/04/2009 at 5:01pm - misc - by lamed (man) - United States (Florida)
Today, my girlfriend decided we are ready for the next step in our relationship. Apparently that next step is her taking a dump with the door open. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 8:55pm - love - by Cpm (man) - Canada (Ontario)
Today, I was in line at the grocery store with my 3-year-old son. He was holding a tub of yogurt that had on it a cow wearing sunglasses. He shouted, "Mommy, look at the fat cow with the sunglasses on!" To my horror, the obese woman in front of us turned around. She was wearing sunglasses. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 1:59pm - misc - by annonymous - United States (California)
Today, I pulled over to help an attractive girl on the highway in the middle of nowhere. When I asked if she needed help she told me she was going to try starting her car one more time. She then started to make fake engine noises and told me that she was good to go and that I should be on my way. FML
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On 11/30/2009 at 2:27am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Illinois)
Today, a mall cop tore up my 'Free hugs' sign. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 2:13am - misc - by Cornbreesha (man) - United States (Illinois)
Today, I went shopping with some friends. We were tired from walking around the mall all night, so we decided to sit and relax at a table. I was about to close my eyes when I got smacked on the forehead by an orange falling from the second floor of the mall. FML
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On 11/28/2009 at 12:06am - misc - by Orangehead (man) - United States (California)
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