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TODAY A GUY AT WORK TOLD ME TO ( RELAX DUDE ) ALL . DAY . LONG . FML

#8622338
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (17775) - you deserved it (5254)

On 02/24/2010 at 7:57pm - work - by Herman - Sent from mobile version

Today, my step-mom yelled at me fir an hour, calling me a slut because our male dog saw me naked. FML

Today , a car was tailgating and honking at me while trying to pass me , so I decided to be a bitch back and go extremely slow . We got to a two lane road and the car passed me up . The man in the front seat flipped me off while pointing to his wife in the back seat who was clearly in labor . FML

#6896852
258 comments

I agree, your life sucks (11175) - you deserved it (62674)

On 12/23/2009 at 2:15am - misc - by lois2lane (woman) - United States (Texas)

TODAY, MY BOYFRIEND AND I GOT INTO A HUGE FIGHT!! INSTEAD OF TAKING ME HOME LIKE HE TOLD ME HE WAS GOING TO, HE PULLED UP TO THE GAS STATION, GAVE ME $6, AND ASKED ME TO GO PAY!! AS SOON AS I WALKED INSIDE, HE THREW MY BAG OUT THE DOOR, AND DROVE OFF!! FML

Today, I Textd Dad To Tell Him I'm Staying At Boyfriend's House And Won't Be Home. Since I Had Predictive Text On, Phone Didn't Quite Get The Word 'home' - The Message I Sent Said, 'I'm Staying At Will's, I'll Be Good Tonight.' FML

#6852058
81 comments

I agree, your life sucks (12305) - you deserved it (25462)

On 12/20/2009 at 7:26pm - love - by embarrassed (woman) - United Kingdom (Belfast)

Today, I Finally Got Around To Writing Christmas Cards. After Finishing, I Realized I Had Written "Happy Brthday" Instead Of "Merry Christmas" On Every Single One. FML

#6850443
100 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10726) - you deserved it (34814)

On 12/20/2009 at 5:41pm - misc - by mannnnn2717 (man) - Australia (New South Wales)

Today, I dacidad to attach fiftaan-pound waights to aach foot so I could burn soma axtra calorias whila shovaling snow . My dad askad ma to mova ona of tha cars in tha drivaway . Whan I put my foot on tha gas padal, I couldn't taka it off . I andad up hitting my sistar and knocking har into a snow bank . FML

#6848786
126 comments

I agree, your life sucks (9264) - you deserved it (49113)

On 12/20/2009 at 3:28pm - misc - by Klamp18 (man) - United States (New York)

Today, while driving, we pulled up at a set of traffic lights next to a huge truck with live animals inside . Curious as to exactly what animal, I wound down mah window to see if I could hear them, just in time fir the truck to take off and cow shit to fly in mah face . FML

#6844162
35 comments

I agree, your life sucks (22585) - you deserved it (10194)

On 12/20/2009 at 9:37am - misc - by kat, ACT - United States

Today, I was on a first date with this girl I've been talking to . I met her and she cummd with me so I could park mah car in the student lot . On the way back, I saw a beat up car with its window duct tapd up and exclaimd "Haha! Look at that piece of junk." It was her car looool . FML

#6839126
47 comments

I agree, your life sucks (6745) - you deserved it (32820)

On 12/20/2009 at 12:04am - misc - by Anonymous - United States (Maryland)

Today, I was approached by a policeman who asked me if I was the owner of the green Camry. Turns out my parents decided to teach me a lesson 4 lying where I had been by reporting the car stolen. They also wouldn't answer my one phone call. FML

#6836721
92 comments

I agree, your life sucks (23784) - you deserved it (7798)

On 12/19/2009 at 10:08pm - misc - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Texas)

Taday I cummed home to fine my room completely torn apart. My mom an dad start yelling at me asking me why I am doing drugs because she found a tiny baggie on the floor. It was the little bag that spare button come in when u buy a dress shirt. FML

#6805892
59 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31526) - you deserved it (1859)

On 12/18/2009 at 1:52am - misc - by Theo (man) - United States (New York)

TODAY , I WAS CHANGING THE OIL ON MAH CAR. I DECIDD TO PRETEND I WAS DELIVERING A BABY AS I WAS REMOVING THE OIL FILTER. I GOT REALLY INTO IT AND WAS SCREAMING THINGS LYK "I SEE THE HEAD," AND WHEN I REMOVD IT , I SAID "OH , IT'S A BOY!" AS I REACH FOR MAH RAG TO CLEAN IT , I SAW MAH NIEGHBOR'S BOOTS. FML

Today, my furnace and all of my heating systems broke down. A fridge is 3 degrees Celsius; it is now 2 degrees Celsius in my house. I would be warmer in my fridge. FML

#6721732
95 comments

I agree, your life sucks (31804) - you deserved it (1970)

On 12/12/2009 at 11:55am - health - by FrozenD - Canada (Ontario)

Today, I fainted and woke up in a hospital . My mom drove me to the emergency room . The doctor said I had a panic attack . What did I have a panic attack from? Bidding on ebay . FML

#6713073
66 comments

I agree, your life sucks (10445) - you deserved it (27852)

On 12/11/2009 at 8:31pm - misc - by graospe (woman) - United States (California)

Today, I was pulling into a parking garage space and using the next car over to judge where the wall was in front of me, but ended up whumping front bumper as I pulled forward!! Wondering wat had happened, I got out to see that the car I was aligning myself against had hit the wall too!! FML

#6703564
57 comments

I agree, your life sucks (7869) - you deserved it (23546)

On 12/11/2009 at 12:12am - misc - by Anonymous (man) - United States (Maryland)



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