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  • Title : Mister
  • Birth Date : Thursday 3 May 1990 (24 years)
  • <3 status : With someone
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Today, my husband tried to annoy me by slurping on his almost-finished drink. I yelled at him to knock it off. Later, our daughter told her class that mommy and daddy had been fighting about his drinking during breakfast. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45011) - you deserved it (5955)

On 04/24/2013 at 2:49pm - kids - by Anonymous - United States (Wisconsin)

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex when the condom broke. He told me to go put a tampon in to "soak up the kids". How did he graduate? FML

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I agree, your life sucks (42018) - you deserved it (6611)

On 12/01/2012 at 9:54am - intimacy - by me. - United States



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