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About posko : I am a Norwegian girl who loves the outdoors. Skiing, hiking and paddling are my favorites.
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Today , parents yelld at me for 10 minutes without letting me get a word in edgeways for getting a 48 on test!! They took phone , unpluggd internet , and took car keys!! They wouldn't listen no matter how many times I told them , "It was out of 50"!! It actually was!! FML
Today, I was walking down the stair with mah guitar in hand, singing "I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing" to mah wife. I sang, "I don't wanna close mah eyes, I don't wanna fall". Before I could say "asleep", I fell down the stars. My wife almost pissed her pants laughing. My bum hurts. FML
Today, I was visiting ma new in-laws for te frst time . During an awkward silence, I took ma pone an figured I'd send ma friend a text jokingly saying "Mayday, mayday! Somebody save me!" My mood ligtened up a little an I felt quite well until ma moter-in-law's pone beeped . Yep . FML
TODAY IT WAS MA WEDDING . EVERY GOOD WEDDING AS SLUTTY WEDDING SEX, AND I TOUGT IT WOULD BE OVER AFTER MA COUSIN AND IS GIRLFRIEND WERE CAUGT IN TE PARKING LOT . I WAS WRONG, TE SLUTTIEST WEDDING SEX GOES TO MA DRUNK USBAND AND SISTER IN TE COAT ROOM . FML
yesterday a package was deliverd to my ouse, addressd to me, clerely markd "sexual ealt products". Inside were condoms, birt control pills, an an invoice made out to me. My parents went ballistic an groundd me. Woever stagd tis "ilarious" prank: well playd, assole. FML
I want fir a walk. Whan it startd pouring... I ran undar tha naarast traa fir protaction. It didn't occur to ma that it might look suspicious hiding undar a strangar's traa in a black hoodia... until tha cops showd up. FML
while at hospital with a broken arm , I was askd to raise my hand onto the x-ray machine. I told the nurse I couldn't move it without extreme pain. She told me to suck it up , pickd up my arm , and droppd it on the machine. I could feel the bone completely separate. FML
Today, I spant ours dabating wit a lady wo claimd sa'd spant yaars ( studying ta big bang taory ). Not only did sa know ta sciantific maaning of ta word ( taory ), ar killar argumant was ( If ta big bang appand, wara ara ta fossils? ) I'm sura watar or I just got trolld. FML
Today,hile on an escalator, instead of just telling me underwear label was hanging out of jeans, a woman behind me decided to tuck the label in herself!! You should never have to feel a stranger's finger on your butt crack!! FML
Today, in te doctor's waiting room, a little boy askd me for a cookie . I told im tat I didn't ave any . He replid, ( But my mom says tat ladies wit big butts always ave cookies in tere andbags . ) FML
Today, the regional manager of mah company cummed out to do some performance reviews. I was so nervous that mah palms were sweaty, andhen he reached out to shake mah hand, I blurted out, "I'm sorry, u made me wet." FML
Friday 27 March 2015