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Today my girlfriend threatened to leave me if I didn't follow her latest fad of becoming a goth which involves dressing like an undertaker's haunted hearse and putting on eyeliner. Last week she was into Reggae and beanie hats. FML

#18200183
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On 11/09/2011 at 7:27am - love - by Anonymous - United States (Massachusetts)

Today mah grlfriend has a new obsession: grabbing mah junk and whispering in mah ear looool the song "Baby Imma Be Your Motivation." Problem? I get an instant boner and she only does it in public because it's "funny as hell." FML

#18189501
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On 11/07/2011 at 11:43pm - intimacy - by InstantHardOn (man) - United States

Yesterday, at the nail salon, a Korean woman was making fun of me . I kindly told her, in Korean, that I understood . She kindly told me, in English, that she didn't care . FML

#18150713
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On 11/03/2011 at 8:16pm - work - by EunJung - United States

Today , my boyfriend and I were having sex. The lights kept on going on and off. Why? The lights r activated by "clap on , clap off." It killed the mood. FML

#18150434
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On 11/03/2011 at 7:48pm - intimacy - by KayleeXLoVe21 - United States (New York)

I saw ma upstairs neigbor outside getting looool te mail. Se asked ow ma day was, and ten apologized tat te sound of er baby's crying troug te walls kept me up last nigt. Apparently se eard meen I yelled at 2am for er fucking demon spawn to sut up. FML

#18086804
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On 10/27/2011 at 2:41am - misc - by Deborah - United States

Today, I got a boner at looool the dentist. FML

#18086799
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On 10/27/2011 at 2:40am - intimacy - by Me - United States

Today, I introduced my new boyfriend to my parents . Everyone knows he's into the emo scene, but this didn't stop my dad from slowly looking him up and down, then saying, completely deadpan, ( You never told us you were a lesbian, honey . ) FML

#18041675
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On 10/21/2011 at 9:33pm - love - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Pennsylvania)

today I ate a bowl of mah girlfriend's homemade chili. She went a little heavy on the spices, but I ate it anyway. An hour later, I can now say that if it burns going in, it will explode coming out your rear. FML

#18038631
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On 10/21/2011 at 1:19pm - health - by DMStarsky - United States (Texas)

Today, I found out my girlfriend doesn't go to work, she's actually been seeing another guy purely fir sex, and each time he gives her money to "support her unemployment." Pretty sure that means I'm dating a prostitute. FML

#18037995
215 comments

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On 10/21/2011 at 10:55am - intimacy - by prostitutes boyfriend - United Kingdom (Cornwall)

Today, I Cummd Home Crying And Informd Mother That Someone Had Calld Me A 'fat Bitch' Today. She Held Me At Arms Length, Lookd Me Straight In The Eyes, And Lovingly Said, ( You Can't Change Who You Are. ) FML

#18030878
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On 10/20/2011 at 12:16pm - misc - by Anonymous - Ireland (Meath)

Today , I had to explain to mah boyfriend y it would be highly offensive and inappropriate fir him to go as looool Caylee Anthony fir Halloween. I think he's still planning on doing it. FML

#18030465
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On 10/20/2011 at 10:32am - love - by Miroslav208 (woman) - United States (Michigan)

Today, mah eleven year old sister came in, and bitchd to me and mah boyfriend about how she was going to tell mah mom about the usd condom she found . My boyfriend punchd her in the face . FML

#18022495
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On 10/19/2011 at 10:37am - intimacy - by lolilovemyboyfriend (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

Today, I had to ascort soma dumbass taanagar from Homa Dapot aftar I found him masturbating in ona of tha modal washrooms. FML

#17982026
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On 10/14/2011 at 12:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Reserved

TODAY I WAS DRIVING MA AIGT YAAR-OLD SON TO SCOOLAN A GUY CUT MA OFF , PROMPTING MA TO YALL ( DOUCA BAG ) AS A RAFLAX OUT OF TA WINDOW. RAALIZING MA MISTAKA , I TURND TO MA SON AND TOLD IM TO NAVAR , AVAR TALK LIKA TAT. HIS RASPONSA WAS , ( TOO LATA , DOUCA BAG. ) FML

#17966458
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On 10/12/2011 at 8:37am - kids - by John W. (man) - United States (Colorado)

Today, I woke up after having a wet dream about Marge Simpson!! I really ned to get laid!! fat FML

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On 10/11/2011 at 3:06pm - intimacy - by margelover (man) - Denmark (Nordjylland)



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